omg miss universe is on

[zorra_chiflada]

who won this shit? we here are behind. i wanna know what country the most inspirational female role model in the world is from RIGHT NOW.

[zorra_chiflada]

miss australia's face seems a bit asymmetrical. but that so doesn't even matter because she's such a great role model for young women. it doesn't matter what she looks like!

[zorra_chiflada]

miss mexico's arms look like they're made of rubber! that must come in handy.

woah miss tanzania has no hair! is that allowed? if so, my mother should enter the miss universe contest.

[zorra_chiflada]

Haha miss tanzania is bald


yeah! even my ma has the decency to wear a wig out in public!

[Yeti]

Miss Japan won.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/05/29/miss.america.ap/index.html

[zorra_chiflada]

If I wasn't about to go to bed I'd probably have a good wank right now.

but...you like guys :confused:

[zorra_chiflada]

Miss Japan won.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/05/29/miss.america.ap/index.html

thanks yeti. she's a great role model for young women the world over.

[Helvete]

Japan! Riyo Mori or someone.

[Yeti]

I can't believe nobody posted Miss USA falling and busting her keister.

Here you go........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjBxD06Mj6A

People falling is always funny....especially when they are in an evening gown.

[jabumbo]

she fell right at the beginning! what an idiot

[zorra_chiflada]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa the bitch totally ate it

[b i o n i c]

fuck this bullshit. these girls are a bunch of lazy, slutty hoes who couldnt give a fuck about anyone but themselves. they're just really really good at pretending they do. trust me.


lolz @ cuntface falling on her ass and getting jeered by the crowd

[zorra_chiflada]

they're quite thin, aren't they

[b i o n i c]

extremely thin between the ears

[zorra_chiflada]

but they sure do love helping disadvantaged people

[b i o n i c]

so long as the appearance fee is up to par and it is cleared by the PR department to make sure there is something to be gotten.

i have a strong feeling an intern signs autographs and that they sit around laughing at fan mail from time to time - for starters. but really they're all a bunch of lovely ladies.

[like2_drink]

and you know why miss japan won?

[zorra_chiflada]

Some guy wrote to Miss Universe Australia and asked her to be his date to his formal (prom) and she accepted.

yeah but she's a whore with cruel, cruel eyes.

[b i o n i c]

Some guy wrote to Miss Universe Australia and asked her to be his date to his formal (prom) and she accepted.



that's not going to help her image at all though. i mean, its not like people would think she's alright for doing that or anything.

[zorra_chiflada]

that's not going to help her image at all though. i mean, its not like people would think she's alright for doing that or anything.

you met her, didn't you. jennifer hawkins. jennifer WHOREkins more like OOOH SHITTT

[b i o n i c]

ooooooooooooooooooooh sna-hap! j.ho'kinsandshit

she's alright, but im on my whole self-aggrandizing, calculating, entertainers bit today. fuck the universe!

[zorra_chiflada]

Man I had a huge boner last night.

Also, the best Jennifer Hawkins scene was when her dress fell off on that runway, classy.

she has a disappointing ass

[b i o n i c]

really, it was dissapointing. i'd much rather zorra in that red dress walking away from the mirror accident.

[zorra_chiflada]

really, it was dissapointing. i'd much rather zorra in that red dress walking away from the mirror accident.

my ass weighs more than some of those girls. :(

[b i o n i c]

ain't no thang but a chicken wang, girl. shoot... most of those biddies would crack at their tramp stamps in the hands of a real dude. pageants are gheyyyyyy

[like2_drink]

cause shes fuckin hooot