sometimes farts can smell pretty tastey

[TurdBerglar]

mmmm... deli meats... bologna to be exact

[ericlee]

I wish I could say that about my kielbasa farts man. As good as it tastes, it doesn't have any same qualities in a gas form.

I've sat in the back of a school bus as a kid and let one of those rip and it caused a chain reaction of windows being forced open all the way to the front.

I can however say that my head cheese farts are damn scrumptious.