some cunt

[Planetary]

smashed a football in my eye in 5 a side when the ball was out of play and now its cut and bruised and blurry

[abcdefz]

Ow.

[Big Gus]

LOL. Didn't your nose stop it first?

[Lyman Zerga]

omg ball in ball!


*kisses and strokes planetary's ouchie all well*

[Big Gus]

I think that was popular in laurel and hardy times but a bag of frozen veg - like peas - is best.

[Planetary]

i did that but the bag of peas was too annoyoing to hold so i crushed some ice and wrapped it in aa tea towel. thanks for the nursing randee.

its feeling a bit better but the pub smoke hasnt helped

[Planetary]

lol! its black and blue this morning :/

[camo]

lol! its black and blue this morning :/

Does it look cool?

I hate it when the bruise gets to that yellow/reddy/purple stage (n)

[Planetary]

Does it look cool?

I hate it when the bruise gets to that yellow/reddy/purple stage (n)

looks like i got punched in the face really. just swolen with cuts n stuff. it sucks. this guy didnt even apoligise :/

[camo]

looks like i got punched in the face really. just swolen with cuts n stuff. it sucks. this guy didnt even apoligise :/

I'd have kicked the cunt right up in the the next time he had the ball. No regard for his ankles wellbeing a la Paul scholes stylee.

[Planetary]

When I was 13, I was playing keeper, I had my hands on the ball, this guy kept kicking, and kicked me straight in the head. The ref blew the whistle, the player looked at me, smirked, turned around, and started to jog off. I got up a drilled him in the back with ball, and launched an impressive birage profanity. The comes over and gives me a yellow card, I start cussing at him. By this time my dad, who is also my coach, physically pulls me off of the field to keep me from getting a red.

Good times.

lol.

[paul jones]

smashed a football in my eye in 5 a side when the ball was out of play and now its cut and bruised and blurry

I had a ball smash my nose in school years ago when I was in goal(y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Picture it:
Me aged 15 stood outside my school drama department chatting with friends, minding my own business.
Some strapping 6th formers kicking a rugby ball about nearby.
SMASH
Ball hits me in the face, knocking me over and caking my face in mud.
I try not to cry. Everyone laughs.
Black eye looks cool for a week though.

[Planetary]

got the old face in the mud did ya? thats shit.

lol, rugby

[Big Gus]

This thread is comedy gold. There's something really funny about someone taking a ball in the face.

Say more stories.

[Kid Presentable]

When I was 9 I knelt down to pick up a hockey ball and copped the stick full-force in my eye. Went all cuckoo off that. Then, later that year, I dared somebody to throw me off a wooden platform built into a grassy bank, and landed on my head. I don't really remember though.

[Big Gus]

What you just went and kicked them when the ball wasn't near them?? Aha. Thats shit man.

I took some horrible balls in the face. i played rugby a lot when i was younger and as I was tall "charging down" kicks was my job.

For 80 minutes every saturday.

[Big Gus]

Yeah, well, I did play in a rugby team for 8 years. There was changing room pranks....

[Planetary]

trust rugby players you dared eachother to teabag eachother right?

[Big Gus]

Nah, there just was the odd incident tea bagging and other genital related tomfoolery of the prank kind on occassion.

It was a fucking rugby team. While no one was gay you "bonded" in a special way with your fellow thug who wants to hurt people in the name of sporting endevour!

[paul jones]

10 years ago whilst in australia for the first time,me and some mates drove from Sydney to Kiama and during the trip we stopped at this tiny place called something like Woloobonogoroobongo' or something, not wollongong...

anyway,there was a cricket match going on and then after we eat our chips from the chip shop whilst watching the cricket we got out the football and had a kickabout.there were some families nearby having a picnic and one of the small boys,about 6 or 7 decided to stand behind the jumpers for goalpost goal and my mate Glenn kicked the ball proper fuckin hard and Jon who was in goal missed it and right behind the small boy took it smack in the head and then was lifted off the ground in a sideways direction like he was spinning around.It was hilarious,especially when the kids dad laughed first

[Planetary]

the kids dad laughed first

ahaha. i take it he helped him after he laughed? man what a harsh cunt lol

[paul jones]

ahaha. i take it he helped him after he laughed? man what a harsh cunt lol
yeah,dad's eh!:rolleyes:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

When I was 9 I knelt down to pick up a hockey ball and copped the stick full-force in my eye.

Ouch! Hockey was the only sport i was good at when i was at school. I never sustained any serious injuries but my best friend once smacked another girl in the face with her stick (by accident of course) and broke her nose. Her nose literally went splat on her face (y)