Don't take this the wrong way,

[avignon]

but I slept with a lesbian last week.
She didn't want me to bring Jeff's woobie to bed with us because she said it's too small, but I like it and have used it for years.
On a lighter note, I have to call Dr. Davis because my pussy won't masticate properly and I'm worried about her health.
Oh yeah, and someone has to tell Billy not to eat that. It's not cheese.

[avignon]

I really thought I was going to be in trouble last week when I told my boss to strap it on, but no one brought it up after they ate the chicken.

[TAL]

Did you take it the right way?

[avignon]

Honestly, I just wanted to play with the new thingy.

[TAL]

Of course.

[avignon]

The really awesome news is I'm getting off three days in a row this week! woohoo!

[ET]

I'm trying to figure out how I can take good news the wrong way. :confused:

[Bob]

don't tell me what a woobie is, it's funnier with my misconception of it

[DIGI]

don't tell me what a woobie is, it's funnier with my misconception of it

Shame on you for never seeing MR. MOM.

[Yeti]

I am sorry to say that Billy died this morning.