LoL, I was called a honkey, cracka, and racist

[ericlee]

because I was walking Midtown on a mission to get my chicken over rice from one of the roach coaches alongside of the street. Jamming my headphones with only 15 minutes to get to work.

Some street merchant was selling something and I walked by and he smiled at me and proceeded to follow me. He then did a take your headphones off motion and I'm sorry, if I don't know you then I don't take my headphones off. So he then went to shake my hand and I looked down at his hand and looked at him and said "no", and just continued walking.

That's when the guy slang all kinds of slurs. I'm suprised he didn't call me George Bush while he was at it.

I just think it's funny that because we're different colors, he decides to think I'm KKK or something, hahaa. It's just I'm a man on a mission to get my chicken over rice with my headphones as my theme music and I stop for noone unless you're seriously injured.

[b i o n i c]

did you get dark meat or CRAKKKA meat?

[ericlee]

did you get dark meat or CRAKKKA meat?

Actually I got dark meat and when I think about it, it takes racism to a whole new level...Cannibalism.

Brown rice or honkey rice?

Well, I got yellow rice. Oh dammit, I just can't win.

[funk63]

how dare you not shake a random strangers hand!

[Otis Driftwood]

First rule of urban survival: Never take off your headphones to listen to some jive turkey! Sunglasses are good, too. Makes the nutters think you're oblivious to your surroundings, then they bother someone else...

[HEIRESS]

smart thinking eric, that dude could have had XDR-TB!

[cookiepuss]

LOL. you cracka!

I got called a white bitch once cause I wouldn't give a black guy a buck because I had a dog leash in one hand and a plastic bag full of dog shit in another.

I'm walking a dog, having just picked up dog poop, and dude can see my hands are full yet he steps in front of me and asks me if he can have a dollar. I said "no. excuse me". he keeps trying to block my way and finally I said "EXCUSE ME, I have dog shit in my hands!" he got out of my way but calss me a "white bitch."

I wish I'd thrown the bag of dog shit at him. actually no I dont...cause then I'd be a dead white bitch.

[kaiser soze]

you should've responded

"I'd rather be a cracka than be you!"

that would've been funky fresh

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I've been called Guero, and I'm Mexican.

[buddylee]

I have a friend , when we go out to eat, he orders french toast , but only wants it if it is not made with white bread

[funk63]

I've been called Guero, and I'm Mexican.


whats that mean?

[ggirlballa]

guero means whiteboy


i've been called chola, i was all "am not!":(

[weez]

some old crazy motherfucker called me a coon one time. i was young, though. that shit was funny.

man, ericlee, what's up with not listening to random fucks trying to sell you stuff? coulda been a magic lamp, or some shit.

[ericlee]

some old crazy motherfucker called me a coon one time. i was young, though. that shit was funny.

man, ericlee, what's up with not listening to random fucks trying to sell you stuff? coulda been a magic lamp, or some shit.

Chea, and that magic lamp coulda been that magic dildo that does everything you tell it to in that one joke I heard. If you hadn't heard it then hit me up and I'll bust it out for you.

It also reminds me of one time when I was a cashier at a United Dairy Farmers and some black guy comes to the register and sets his stuff down on the counter and then walks back to shop more. There was a lady who was waiting in line and she was ready to go so, I rung her up, bagged her stuff and the black guy was still shopping.

He saw that I cashed her out and then ran up to my register and said that I was a racist white fuck because I cashed the lady out before him and that his stuff was there first.

I told him that's not the case and it's just that she was ready to go and she didn't have time to wait for his shopping.

So, I'm just a nazi I suppose being that this is the second time I've heard sorta the same insult directed towards me.

When's the new cloaking device gonna come out? You know the one that adapts to the color of the new person you meet and talk to? That's not a bad idea.

[mikizee]

ive never been called anything racist, because we are a nation of white people. well, there are other races, but they dont count.

[Lex Diamonds]

I've never had anything racist but there was this one drug dealer/gangsta guy whose flat I went to with my friend to pick up, and he started calling me "the white prince" because I could play Burnout/smoke weed as good as him (he called himself "the black king").

[ericlee]

I've never had anything racist but there was this one drug dealer/gangsta guy whose flat I went to with my friend to pick up, and he started calling me "the white prince" because I could play Burnout/smoke weed as good as him (he called himself "the black king").

So you guys had royal interracial gay sex inside of a make believe castle afterwards?

[weez]

yeah, heard the dildo joke before. sucks to be that cop.

[Loppfessor]

So few stories can blend racism and good rice....but this one ties it all together so nicely (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

So you guys had royal interracial gay sex inside of a make believe castle afterwards?
Sorry pindick, I'm not gay.