Go Team!

[alruggs]

Make momma some money! My department broke a record for May = MONEY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Drinks on me this weekend.

I'm picking up KLL at the airport this afternoon so I guess she's the only one that can take advantage.

[alruggs]

I was going to invite her over but, you know, I live in the street.

[BangkokB]

Alhuggs
You have the ultimate legal dream job.

And then I put on my slippers and that's when you rub my shoulders
My smoking jacket gets caught in the wind
The wind blows my cock hard: I demand Lobster
I look straight at the abyss
And think Lobster

[alruggs]

Despite breaking records, my numbers were only criticized in our weekly manager's meeting by the new president of the company. *balloon deflates*

[Yeti]

There is no I in team.

[alruggs]

I also noticed that my zipper was down after I walked into the conference room. Never a good way to start things out.

[kll]

don't EVER mix tequila with champagne.

god, i'm still hungover and it's a week later!