So this is how it is, and this is how we get down

[ericlee]

Cause this is the most funky bunky
triple ex rated and ay yo take a few exs and
you'll feel less constipated
I'll hit a fat 20 inch thump of toilet rim

Well, I'm ericleeeeeeee, I rhyme like a turkey, ala gobbleeee gobble geeeee. Ahhhhmmm, a lurkey lurkey.

[b i o n i c]

i aint no chicken, you're a turkey
do the wop, karate choppin' mr. furley

UH.

[ericlee]

Well, karate choppin furley betta remember that I pretended to be gay so early so that I can ummm.......

Play a game of rumple stilkstin..... rub my depression hat across her skin.

And in three more reps, her grip becuuuumsssss my grin and I'm like dammit momma momma

That pearl necklaces came from two geishas and one AmERICan.

[b i o n i c]

im so uncoordinated - awkward and not too rhymely.
my tooths are cavitated so this rhymes' untimely.

uh!

[Lex Diamonds]

Yo whatup, my names starts with P
You want painful anal pleasures then you come see me
I can get an umbrella, stick it in yer butt
Jiggle it around, then open it up
I got the funk and the smelliest skunk
And that's why your mum keeps swallowin my spunk
I'm a big fat whale, and you're a mouse
You know when a friend has been jerking off in your house.

[mikizee]

the name is mike yo whats crackin,
better hike up that skirt cuz that butt i be smackin
leave a red handprint all up on that cheek
my favourite soup is potato and leek

Paddy i'll leave you torn you couldn't battle me with that lame rhyme
you couldn't come hard with 2 women at the same time
you walk in the club tipped in jewels n versace
only the gay guys wear that much gold ask liberache
MC's that terror get i wonder why
if ya skills match ya ego you'll be eating humblepie
your rhymes are more average than ya girlfriends looks
and with a face like that i hope that girl can cook

[Lex Diamonds]

Damn right my girl cooks, she makes a mean cream pie
Slobbers on my sausage and I skeet in her eye
Oh did I mention she's also your mum?
That's right son I did yer mother in the bum
Next time she farts watch out for the spray
See her walking like a cowboy for the rest of the day
So shut up fag, punk bitch you could never diss
Cuz I'm the one that gave your mom that funky anal haemorrhage
And she FUCKIN' LOVED IT! Ask her bout my schlong
She'll tell you it was at least eleven inches long

[mikizee]

My mum died 5 years ago.

[Lex Diamonds]

That doesn't stop me!







































Sorry. :(

[mikizee]

No i'm sorry. shes not dead. it was a nasty trick to play.

great. now i cant think of any rhymes. thats karma biting me in the ass.

[Otis Driftwood]

No i'm sorry. shes not dead. it was a nasty trick to play.

great. now i cant think of any rhymes. thats karma biting me in the ass.

The Padster used the very same trick once, now he fell for it. Poetic.. :D

[Randetica]

i had a sex dream with heiress last night (y)
das right!
she ate my pussy out
i ate her backdoor out
im out!

[icy manipulator]

when saturday comes
it feels like a chimney shat on my lungs
fuck your patches and gums

[mikizee]

Its Joel all the way down under
how hairy are his balls? he began to wonder
he visited icy manipulator who was chopping down some trees
then he relised he was using his cock and joel said 'jeez beez'
but joel wouldnt be played a fool
and whipped out his rock hard jewel
icy said 'holy fuck thats one huge dong'
joel said 'yes this wont take long'
but icy was no pussy and charged at joel with rage
joel took his cock in hang and the fight began to engage
ad the cocks slashed they strained and heaved
then joels cock grew even larger, the full length he had acheived
icy knew he was no match but carrie don regardless
and cock thwacked joel right in the chest
joel did not budge then his cock sped right into icys gap
then joel said 'hahaha how do you like that old chao?!'
joel tensed his cock so hard that icys ass exploded
and joels balls had finally been unloaded

I think its time you went to bed, mate.

[Randetica]

haha

[icy manipulator]

Its Joel all the way down under
how hairy are his balls? he began to wonder
he visited icy manipulator who was chopping down some trees
then he relised he was using his cock and joel said 'jeez beez'
but joel wouldnt be played a fool
and whipped out his rock hard jewel
icy said 'holy fuck thats one huge dong'
joel said 'yes this wont take long'
but icy was no pussy and charged at joel with rage
joel took his cock in hang and the fight began to engage
ad the cocks slashed they strained and heaved
then joels cock grew even larger, the full length he had acheived
icy knew he was no match but carrie don regardless
and cock thwacked joel right in the chest
joel did not budge then his cock shot right into icys gap
then joel said 'hahaha how do you like that old chao?!'
joel tensed his cock so hard that icys ass exploded
and joels balls had finally been unloaded

dang dang dang

[Lex Diamonds]

Paddy strolled in, they both yelled "Shit!"
Ran for the door but he slipped out his dick
Slapped em to the floor from metres away
Stood over them laughin and he started to say
"You bitches aint know about pain in the ass
I'm bout to slip through the soil like a snake in the grass"
Joel jumped up, and started to shout
Paddy whipped a ball and knocked his ass out
Mike was like "Aw shit!" and started crying
But Paddy showed no mercy, the gags he started tying
Got their arms and their legs, and taped em closed
Put plastic bags on their heads, and raped em both
Skeeted in their eyes, then was on his way
As he left they heard him say "Shit I aint even gay"
They sat there weeping as they nursed their bums
"Damn we got owned he just raped us for fun :("