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mikizee
06-03-2007, 08:35 AM
friday wasnt funny for me at all.

here is what happened on my shittest day ever:

650am: while getting coffee i reverse my brand new utility into a big old chrysler. chrysler owner yells at me.

8am: arrive at renovation job at pub, find that job is 3 times as big as was led to believe.

910am: drop my pen in toilet.

11am: go out to my car to find left front tyre is almost flat.

1140am: arrive at petrol station to fill up tyre and fill up with LPG.

1141am: find that tyre inflater thingy is broken. swear, and drive over to LPG pump.

1142am: crouch down and screw LPG nozzle onto opening. squeeze trigger, and find that LPG nozzle is faulty, due to freezing cold LPG being squirted onto my face and hands.

1143am: tell attendant that nozzle and air thingy are broken. instructed to goto pump 13.

1144am: discover pump 13 has an 'out of order' sign on it. swear more, jump into car and floor it out of there, tyres smoking the whole way.

1210pm: finally find another station where i can fill up air and gas.

1240pm: get stuck in roadworks traffic. drive less than 600m in over 1 hour.

2pm: arrive at office. told i am starting work at 5am on monday instead of 7. fill out accident report for my company car, get yelled at by boss.

230pm: go out to car, hear hissing noise. find screw has punctured OTHER front tyre. drive home.

3pm: drink bottle of scotch.

430pm: vomit.

Videodrome
06-03-2007, 08:56 AM
that is shitty.

icy manipulator
06-03-2007, 08:59 AM
i woke up in the PM, had a perve on sharapova and found $80 on friday

Randetica
06-03-2007, 09:03 AM
seems like all the awesome people have a rough time lately

only the assholes have still luck

mikizee
06-03-2007, 03:07 PM
i woke up in the PM, had a perve on sharapova and found $80 on friday

smarmy prick.

Knuckles
06-03-2007, 05:53 PM
If that's your "shittest day ever" than you've had a pretty lucky life.

ericlee
06-04-2007, 01:34 AM
Everyday of mine is a shitty day though.

Everytime I try to buy something at a convenient store, the register seems to break or they need to do a price check for me or the person in front of me needs a price check.

I swear, I have to leave an hour early for work if I plan to go to any shops just because of this.

I used to think that this was just a oncer but it just turned into an everyday damn thing.

Not just that, so many days are just shitty because.