mikizee
06-03-2007, 08:35 AM
friday wasnt funny for me at all.
here is what happened on my shittest day ever:
650am: while getting coffee i reverse my brand new utility into a big old chrysler. chrysler owner yells at me.
8am: arrive at renovation job at pub, find that job is 3 times as big as was led to believe.
910am: drop my pen in toilet.
11am: go out to my car to find left front tyre is almost flat.
1140am: arrive at petrol station to fill up tyre and fill up with LPG.
1141am: find that tyre inflater thingy is broken. swear, and drive over to LPG pump.
1142am: crouch down and screw LPG nozzle onto opening. squeeze trigger, and find that LPG nozzle is faulty, due to freezing cold LPG being squirted onto my face and hands.
1143am: tell attendant that nozzle and air thingy are broken. instructed to goto pump 13.
1144am: discover pump 13 has an 'out of order' sign on it. swear more, jump into car and floor it out of there, tyres smoking the whole way.
1210pm: finally find another station where i can fill up air and gas.
1240pm: get stuck in roadworks traffic. drive less than 600m in over 1 hour.
2pm: arrive at office. told i am starting work at 5am on monday instead of 7. fill out accident report for my company car, get yelled at by boss.
230pm: go out to car, hear hissing noise. find screw has punctured OTHER front tyre. drive home.
3pm: drink bottle of scotch.
430pm: vomit.
here is what happened on my shittest day ever:
650am: while getting coffee i reverse my brand new utility into a big old chrysler. chrysler owner yells at me.
8am: arrive at renovation job at pub, find that job is 3 times as big as was led to believe.
910am: drop my pen in toilet.
11am: go out to my car to find left front tyre is almost flat.
1140am: arrive at petrol station to fill up tyre and fill up with LPG.
1141am: find that tyre inflater thingy is broken. swear, and drive over to LPG pump.
1142am: crouch down and screw LPG nozzle onto opening. squeeze trigger, and find that LPG nozzle is faulty, due to freezing cold LPG being squirted onto my face and hands.
1143am: tell attendant that nozzle and air thingy are broken. instructed to goto pump 13.
1144am: discover pump 13 has an 'out of order' sign on it. swear more, jump into car and floor it out of there, tyres smoking the whole way.
1210pm: finally find another station where i can fill up air and gas.
1240pm: get stuck in roadworks traffic. drive less than 600m in over 1 hour.
2pm: arrive at office. told i am starting work at 5am on monday instead of 7. fill out accident report for my company car, get yelled at by boss.
230pm: go out to car, hear hissing noise. find screw has punctured OTHER front tyre. drive home.
3pm: drink bottle of scotch.
430pm: vomit.