Time management skills for successful people

[scotty]

I've got a hole in my undies that's so big I don't have to pull em down to take a shit

[Yeti]

Be careful when you wipe.

[Yeti]

They would be all the rage on Fire Island.

[scotty]

I like your thinking! However you should take this one step further and cut a hole in your pants too. Market them to gamers, and prisons. They could be all the rage.

You could call them "Scotty's Ass Hole Pants".

All you'd need then is the Lazy Man Toilet Chair and life would be sweet. Or stinky. Depends on the plumbing.