View Full Version : So paris is in county jail now...will it change her?
cookiepuss
06-04-2007, 01:38 PM
"I did have a choice to go to a pay jail," Hilton said Sunday, without giving details. "But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way."
hummmm....so is there hope that she''l be a better person after this? less shallow? more contientious of how the rest of the world lives?
b i o n i c
06-04-2007, 01:49 PM
maybe sliiiiiighly, but i doubt it
so make her feel more at home, they should paint the bars like penises but she'd prolly come out with chipped teeth.
props sarah silverman
icy manipulator
06-04-2007, 01:51 PM
hope it's not too long before there's a Paris in Oz video
MC Moot
06-04-2007, 02:02 PM
GODZ BLESS,Sarah Silverman and Dane Cook for lettting that fuck'n Blond Bitch of the Bourgeois,have it with both barrels at the MTV Movie Awards last night!
(y)(y)(y)
cookiepuss
06-04-2007, 02:12 PM
I imagine she already has someone ghost writing her jail story as we speak. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
MC Moot
06-04-2007, 02:17 PM
I imagine she already has someone ghost writing her jail story as we speak. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Her appearance at the awards last night was already being filmed for the intro episode to her post-prison reality schtick...that's why she had to sit there and be bitch slapped,good and proper like.....what the fuck is with millionaires and not hiring a freakin car and driver????
cookiepuss
06-04-2007, 02:31 PM
what the fuck is with millionaires and not hiring a freakin car and driver????
I have no idea
I think Lindsay Ho-han might be joining her soon. that would be great. I can just see them duking it out in the yard and then planning and escape together.
firecrotch!!!!!
MC Moot
06-04-2007, 02:46 PM
I have no idea
I think Lindsay Ho-han might be joining her soon. that would be great. I can just see them duking it out in the yard and then planning and escape together.
firecrotch!!!!!
Did ya hear that Tracy Morgan is wearing a ankle braclet to detect whether he's boozing while on parole due to his DUI?....smooth man.....(n)
befsquire
06-04-2007, 08:27 PM
^ those things are expensive. i refused to allow one of my clients to sign up to wear it -- he's an alcoholic who can't stop drinking while one probation for one dui, and he thinks he's gonna wear that for a year? :rolleyes:
for real though, why aren't all these rich people using drivers? i thought that was one of those perks of either making it or being born into it.
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