You know that part in star wars, right after Darth Vader steps on ObiWan's cloak?

[skra75]

I've never understood why he didn't just hold that door open with the force, then choke the shit out of Luke right then & there, enter Closing Score by John Williams, end of movie.

[Bob]

because then it would have been the end of the movie

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't get how he read luke's mind in return of the jedi, but didn't realise that leia was his fucking daughter in a new hope. she was, like, standing right next to him and shit.

[Kid Presentable]

i don't get how he read luke's mind in return of the jedi, but didn't realise that leia was his fucking daughter in a new hope. she was, like, standing right next to him and shit.

Women think about more stuff, and therefore have harder minds to read.

Luke was all: "Force.....Dude." and that's all.

[Rock]

Why was Obi Wan like "That boy was our only hope" and Yoda says "No there is another" when Obi Wan was there when Luke and Leia were born?

[Kid Presentable]

Unicron never had to transform, either. If he'd gone at Cybes in planet mode, end of.

[Bob]

Why was Obi Wan like "That boy was our only hope" and Yoda says "No there is another" when Obi Wan was there when Luke and Leia were born?

women can't save the world

[Kid Presentable]

women can't save the world

Wonder Woman. And Gaia. She like, is the world.

[skra75]

Unicron never had to transform, either. If he'd gone at Cybes in planet mode, end of.

for christ sakes people this is about star wars not transformers, jesus

[skra75]

i don't get how he read luke's mind in return of the jedi, but didn't realise that leia was his fucking daughter in a new hope. she was, like, standing right next to him and shit.

holy shit you're right.
that throws the whole mess off.
I've always chalked it up to Leia being weak/no force for a good part of the three movies.
The whole Obi-not-knowing thing though is a real continuity fuckup.

* snorts *
* adjusts glasses *

[Parkey]

If that bloke hadn't fucked around and shot the escape pods at the very start of New Hope we'd have been saved a lot of bother.

[Kid Presentable]

The 1986 verson of The Fly has no continuity errors, and is a great film to boot.

[zorra_chiflada]

holy shit you're right.
that throws the whole mess off.
I've always chalked it up to Leia being weak/no force for a good part of the three movies.
The whole Obi-not-knowing thing though is a real continuity fuckup.

* snorts *
* adjusts glasses *

oh hell yes. i have thought about all of lucas's little plot inconsitencies. i could write a thesis about it.

[Big Gus]

It's funny when Darth force-chokes Mr Bronson from Grange Hill.

[zorra_chiflada]

*uses the force on lucas*

[Kid Presentable]

Darth Brooks

[zorra_chiflada]

Darth Brooks


hahahahhahahaha

[hpdrifter]

Actually, I was watching a show on VH1 about continuity errors and I guess most movies have a person who's sole job it is to keep an eye on those things. I think that would be a cool job, I wonder how one goes about getting one of those.

[abcdefz]

Why was Obi Wan like "That boy was our only hope" and Yoda says "No there is another" when Obi Wan was there when Luke and Leia were born?




...like the George Lucas-produced Indiana Jones said, "I'm making this up as I go along."

[beastieangel01]

though I could bash on Lucas all day (despite bringing me the original star wars I grew up with and still love), lots of movies have these kinds of issues.


Just not as many.

:o

[Big Gus]

Yeah doesnt some extra in the background have his cock out in Raiders?

[skra75]

ANYWAYS
back to Darth choking Luke.
Seriously, if Star Wars IV was done like Star Was II, Darth would have been whipping that Lightsaber around and cutting shit up and he could have held open that door.

I never understood how Vader was supposed to be the strongest lightsaber user int he galaxy but he used his saber so heavy handedly, like a two-handed horseman's sword or a fucking cast-iron claymore or some shit. Really, the dude is so stiff.

[Bob]

ANYWAYS
back to Darth choking Luke.
Seriously, if Star Wars IV was done like Star Was II, Darth would have been whipping that Lightsaber around and cutting shit up and he could have held open that door.

I never understood how Vader was supposed to be the strongest lightsaber user int he galaxy but he used his saber so heavy handedly, like a two-handed horseman's sword or a fucking cast-iron claymore or some shit. Really, the dude is so stiff.

because by the time the original trilogy takes place there's only like 3 lightsaber users left, so there's no competition

nobody talk about the extended universe

[HEIRESS]

SITHSET SITHSET SITHSET

fuck, every time a star wars topic pops up here that gets stuck in my head

[kaiser soze]

Yeah doesnt some extra in the background have his cock out in Raiders?

I thinking you're thinking of Teen Wolf

I always wondered where did E.T. learn how to hack an umbrella?

:confused:

[iceygirl]

I always wondered where did E.T. learn how to hack an umbrella?

:confused:

some wild philisophical shit right there

yeaaaaa

[pip07]

wgas

[skinnybutphat]

Did you ever notice when they fire up the Death Star there are these guys standing right by the shits that fire the green death beam?

They kind of have to side step when the beam comes out. Talk about a shitty job, "Yeah, I stand in the beam tunnel".

It happens in both IV, and VI.

[Bob]

they get to wear those sweet helmets, though

[skinnybutphat]

Polish Jedi (http://theswca.com/pete/jedipolandb.jpg)

Sexy Italian Wars (http://nacken.com/img2/stawaital.jpg)

[zorra_chiflada]

ANYWAYS
back to Darth choking Luke.
Seriously, if Star Wars IV was done like Star Was II, Darth would have been whipping that Lightsaber around and cutting shit up and he could have held open that door.

I never understood how Vader was supposed to be the strongest lightsaber user int he galaxy but he used his saber so heavy handedly, like a two-handed horseman's sword or a fucking cast-iron claymore or some shit. Really, the dude is so stiff.

after the accident on mustafar, he lost a lot of his power. he was not as effective as he used to be. he like, lost all his limbs, and inhaled volcano shit.


p.s. hayden christenson :o <3

[scotty]

Why didn't they train both Luke and Leia from birth, instead of waiting for Luke to turn into some dipshit from the Outer Rim and just train him? They couldn't find Yoda or Obi-wan. The Emporer surely would have known that they had survived and was looking for them, so why didn't Luke and Leia go with both Yoda and Obi-wan to Dagobah and not have the risks of training a teenager to be a Jedi?

[skra75]

nobody talk about the extended universe

fosha, extended universe was created by fags and star trek lovers. the costumes and characters all suck.

NO DEBATE, THEY ALL SUCK.