Otis Driftwood
06-09-2007, 06:40 AM
... 'cause the bar was too hot, but the stripper was not. She was thin as a rake. I'm paying my tab and say to the girl behind the counter (jokingly):
-I won't stay in this cesspool.
She: Cause your gonna wank off outside. You could do that here, you know?
I'm all: What? I strictly like big butt. :confused:
Ah, come on, wank off here and I'll give you a fiver.
How about you wank me off and give me a fiver. Or syphillis?
Ahh, I love making fun with the bar girls. They give as good as they take. Albeit verrrry skinny, the skinner wasn't that gross, it was more the guy she danced for who sat around without a t-shirt on. The rest of the bar was very mouth-agape...
-I won't stay in this cesspool.
She: Cause your gonna wank off outside. You could do that here, you know?
I'm all: What? I strictly like big butt. :confused:
Ah, come on, wank off here and I'll give you a fiver.
How about you wank me off and give me a fiver. Or syphillis?
Ahh, I love making fun with the bar girls. They give as good as they take. Albeit verrrry skinny, the skinner wasn't that gross, it was more the guy she danced for who sat around without a t-shirt on. The rest of the bar was very mouth-agape...