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alruggs
06-09-2007, 04:17 PM
and talked to myself a lot, I'd get a bluetooth earpiece so everyone would think I was talking on the phone.
Otis Driftwood
06-09-2007, 04:35 PM
If I was crazy and a kamikaze pilot, I'd put a helmet on.
kleptomaniac
06-09-2007, 04:48 PM
i'm already crazy. :/
TAL
06-09-2007, 06:00 PM
I'm klepto.
kleptomaniac
06-09-2007, 06:01 PM
i knew you were going to say that! i'm also psychic.
Bob
06-09-2007, 06:24 PM
what's the point of being crazy if you can't show it off
sound boy
06-09-2007, 06:32 PM
im not crazy, i swear..

yes i am..

ok..
funk63
06-09-2007, 11:42 PM
if you were crazy... you wouldnt care.
befsquire
06-10-2007, 12:32 AM
i have a client who's extremely crazy, but has no idea and thinks that's a conspiracy against him.

he's also the night defender of the kwik stop. i'm so honored.

i gotta say, i'm a little tired of seeing one of the state attorneys in my division wearing her bluetooth earpiece in court. personally, i refuse to own one. ever.
Bob
06-10-2007, 01:11 AM
if it please the court i...one moment please...yes honey, i'll pick up some milk on my; your honor i'm in the middle of...no honor-i mean, honey, i won't forget agaI'M ON THE PHONE GODDAMNIT
Randetica
06-10-2007, 03:03 AM
You're not crazy until you eat your own faeces LoLOloL!

trying to eat your own face would be even more crazy but not a lot
Otis Driftwood
06-10-2007, 04:30 AM
if you were crazy... you wouldnt care.

Most nutters and weirdos will make extra sure you GET that they have a screw loose... (n)