All my female friends are either clueless and immature or asexual.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Except my girlfriend ;)

Its true.

How can 20-22 year old sexually experienced girls not know that a penis changes in size at all?

Heres what happened. My housemate (a guy) wore just a robe with nothing underneath to a nightclub for a pyjama party the other day and his wang was flopping out all the time, quite a small wang from first appearance. 2 of my female friends were bagging him and i said "you never know he could be grower not a shower". They had no idea what I was talking about. Then i explained significant shrinkage. I basically put it to them that at a cold nightclub a guy could shrink almost to nothing, say 4cm, but when erect could be up to 20cm.

Also i had to explain circumcisions and correct "hand technique" etc. I blame my mates who have all been with these girls for being shit lovers. Is this normal for 20-22 year old experienced girls to be so fucking clueless? I've only really been knowledgable on these matters for a year or so and only recently i have been asked a bunch of questions. And when i answered their questions seriously and honestly they got all squimish but kept asking more and by the end they were like "gross i am never having sex again".

PS.This is my comeback thread.

[Planetary]

asexual babes ftl

[zorra_chiflada]

those girls are stupid. they probably don't even know how to get themselves off.

[Kid Presentable]

no homo

[Rancid_Beasties]

those girls are stupid. they probably don't even know how to get themselves off.

Well one of them denies ever having done anything besides kissing with one of my friends DESPITE me walking in on them fucking, and despite alot of other evidence from other people. She claims to be a virgin...not sure why, and claims to be asexual, which actually might be true.

The other one is just plain stupid.

I doubt either of them has ever had an orgasm.

[Dorothy Wood]

Frankly, I'm quite worried about the state of sex education in your city. I learned about boners in 3rd grade. I suppose I didn't know much about the shrinkage until seinfeld though, but that was maybe in junior high.

you should fire them as friends.

[Rock]

She claims to be a virgin...not sure why,

maybe shes a vaginal virgin, and is one of those girls who take it up the pooper to save said virginity. Fucking morons.

[QueenAdrock]

I've heard of bitches doing that. Oh and taking it in the behind so they don't get pregnant. Catholic girls, mostly.

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't know, but if i were like, the lord, i would deem girls taking it up the shitter way sluttier than girls having vaginal sex. but thats' just me.

[QueenAdrock]

Totally. Jesus created the anus for pooping, not for girls to be slutty. That's mocking his creations and he'll be angry and smite them.

[kll]

a lot of the girls i knew in college had never had a "boyfriend" where they could have a lot of sex, experiment, and figure out what the hell was going on.

many of them were virgins when they got to college, lost their virginity to some dude at a party and all their hooks ups after that were pretty much fumbling in the dark, drunk at some frat house or bar bathroom.

i would imagine these girls were pretty bad with knowing what to do and could still be clueless with a lot of stuff. they also had fucked up relationships after all that bad sex too.

[abcdefz]

Except my girlfriend ;)

Its true.

How can 20-22 year old sexually experienced girls not know that a penis changes in size at all?

Heres what happened. My housemate (a guy) wore just a robe with nothing underneath to a nightclub for a pyjama party the other day and his wang was flopping out all the time, quite a small wang from first appearance. 2 of my female friends were bagging him and i said "you never know he could be grower not a shower". They had no idea what I was talking about. Then i explained significant shrinkage. I basically put it to them that at a cold nightclub a guy could shrink almost to nothing, say 4cm, but when erect could be up to 20cm.




...surely they were joking with you? I mean, if they'd ever heard the terms "erection" or "hard-on" or "aroused" whatever, then by sheer logic, they'd realize their was an alternate state.

I think young girls sometimes experiment with erections by sitting on the guy's lap, too, or dancing really close, or whatever.

[cookiepuss]

a. they probably aren't all that expereinced.
b. they only do it with the lights out?

[bigblu89]

So, you go to a club with a friend that's wearing only a robe, and walked around all night with his cock in plain sight, and your gripe is with some girls not knowing how a boner works?

[Documad]

When I saw that he had started a thread, I couldn't believe it was about penis size.

[Rancid_Beasties]

...surely they were joking with you? I mean, if they'd ever heard the terms "erection" or "hard-on" or "aroused" whatever, then by sheer logic, they'd realize their was an alternate state.

I think young girls sometimes experiment with erections by sitting on the guy's lap, too, or dancing really close, or whatever.

One has had sex, the other hasnt had sex but has done other stuff, the one who had had plenty of sex knew less than the other one. I think she assumed a flacid wang just got hard, but didnt grow. They knew it grew a little, but not that it could grow heaps.

Sorry documad if my thread went against my reputation but the first thread i saw when i came back to the boards was about circumcision so i got inspired.

As for my housemate, i am desensitised. Although we put him on a wang ban/cock block from when he started actually flashing people until the end of the night.

Housemate 1 (wang man): Dude, i really want to rock out with my cock out
Housemate 2: Yeah but its not cock o'clock

Me: Ughhh thank god i am moving out in the next week.

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