Calling All Scots!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

And the people who hate the Scottish. I think that just about covers everyone.

Anyway, watch this, it's BLOODY HILARIOUS.

Episode 5 - Scotch Mist (http://www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/36)

[Otis Driftwood]

I think that just about covers everyone.

Not the frenchies. Never heard of the "auld alliance"? Fightin' the english for sovereignity it is celebrated on le jour du fromage in France and on Neeps day in Scotland. All right, I'll check that out now, hope they don't talk like Groundskeeper Willy.

[abcdefz]

Americans, having never heard of the "Scots," remain indifferent. True story.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever guys, just quit going on about social and political global relationships and watch the funny video.

[Otis Driftwood]

Whatever Padster, learn posting a link properly first, cause there's nothing between Saved by the bell and Scrubs... :D

[abcdefz]

Expolain to me a "Scot" again? I thought it was a paper towel.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever Padster, learn posting a link properly first, cause there's nothing between Saved by the bell and Scrubs... :D
Wiseguy, eh? Go here and click "Episode 5 - Scotch Mist". (http://www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/36)

a-z, a "Scot" is a strange pale-skinned beast with a red mane. They are very violent and have an unhealthy fondness for alcohol, deep fried foods and teenage pregnancy.

[abcdefz]

a-z, a "Scot" is a strange pale-skinned beast with a red mane. They are very violent and have an unhealthy fondness for alcohol, deep fried foods and teenage pregnancy.




God, that sounds like Kentucky to me.

You sure you're not thinking "Kentucky"?

[Big Gus]

Lawlz. I enjoyed that, never seen that before - good stuff!!

[Otis Driftwood]

"A 6 year old mother of three vomiting in the gutters..." (y)

[Big Gus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Here's a good look at current youth culture.

NEDS Kru Ft Wee Man.

It's a piss take but strangely "close to home".

I can translate if you want.

[Helvete]

Things like this make me glad to be in a Scottish regiment. Good ol' Barry Gillespie versed me in how to speak like a ned.

[Big Gus]

"Ahm gonnae pump yer Maw!!"

[na§tee]

"Ahm gonnae pump yer Maw!!"
AAHAHAHA nooooooooo! i have shared this video with various other people (trying to spread the good ned word) and that is my highlight of the song, and, also, a new threat. i'm gonnae pump yerrrr mawwww.

you want REAL LIFE neds? sure thing! (y)
here (http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/?action=view&current=MVI_5201.flv) is a video of battling shite dance music neds outside my flat! and me giggling a little too much. unfortunately most of the sound system warz were done before i could record it all : (

[Big Gus]

It's his "pumping" motion that does it for me.

Took me a while to decipher the "I wis like that, pure mad hingin' oot the back yer Gran" at the start.

Comedy gold.

[Pres Zount]

"Ahm gonnae pump yer Maw!!"

I love that video. The tongue action is the worst.

I was quite proud of myself for being able to understand "you're a wee bawbag, your jaw's getting ripped." Not that I know what that means, but you know, the words formed in my head.

[avignon]

God, that sounds like Kentucky to me.

You sure you're not thinking "Kentucky"?

It's Kentucky only if they drive F150s with bumper stickers that say things ending in the phrase "from my cold dead hand".