pervy truck drivers

[cosmo105]

while on my way to school, i noticed a guy driving a huge red Peterbilt was going way too fast and cutting me off a lot. whenever i switched lanes, he did too, and it was really freaking me out. he kept right up with me for a good ten minutes. i tried to get away from him, but he got off at my exit right behind me, even running a red light (IN A FUCKING TRUCK!) to follow me. finally at a stoplight (to which he came to a barrelling halt, running way over the crosswalk) i looked in his driver's side mirror and saw him leaning out his truck, staring at my legs. i'm wearing a kind of short skirt today (because it's really fucking hot, i NEVER wear shit like this because i'm really self-conscious about showing that much skin. me in a skirt = rare) and the fucker was staring at my legs. i grabbed a sweater and put it over my crotch and legs and he sat up straight and looked away. as soon as the light changed, he changed lanes and turned down a side street.

i'm sure it gets lonely out there, but jesus christ! the motherfucker could've killed me! i HATE getting attention like that, and i feel really gross and creeped out. disgusting (n)

[mikizee]

times like this you need a handgun sitting on the passenger seat u can just grab and point it at himto scare him off. wanker.

[cookiepuss]

pervy truck drivers+methaphetamines=Bad.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

What a douche.

[Randetica]

perverted shithead, i would do the same though..i mean cosmo! hello?

[Jitters]

Sorry to hear about that Cosmo :(

[DIGI]

If it was me, I would've asked you if you wanted to snap into my slimjim.

[kaiser soze]

you should've shot him in the eye with a slingshot...slingshots are cool

[afronaut]

Yeah, that was me.

[-T-]

I don't want to know what he ended up doing down that side street.(n)

One time when i went on a road trip with a friend and we had a CB hooked up. Its true most truckers have some nasty minds! I guess it helps the time go by? Then my friend spoke on the CB with a soft voice and a lisp asking for directions. That got them going!:D

[Rock On]

i HATE getting attention like that, and i feel really gross and creeped out. disgusting (n)


Yes, that type of attention is certainly not cool













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[QueenAdrock]

What's even worse is when they keep up with you AND THEN HONK! What the fuck man. Their horns are as loud as shit and scare the hell out of me whenever it's relatively quiet out, to be honking at some chick on the road when you're going 65 mph is ridiculous. Ugh. :mad:(n)

[DIGI]

I bet Large Marge sent him.

[DIGI]

No you weren't.

[abcdefz]

Catharsis? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HrkX8axRMTg)

[ET]

Time to stop using Nair.

[Jadge Fucking 1]

could you see both his hands?

[Otis Driftwood]

Yeah, headin across country
Ain't no stoppin

Diesel truckin baby - poppin No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway - tanks, food, gas
Look in your rearview, kid I'm up on yo' ass

Diesel trucks with big engines, Caterpillar motors
Y'all move over, we honkin the horns behind your Escalade
Bam-bam-bam-bammm! That's us
With one overload, behind your Range Rover, truck stops
Last night we made the drops, air pressure on the brakes
Fssssssssshew, one tank better than Jake
Y'all talk a lot of mouth, while we pulled up at the waffle house
Interstate we movin forward, 18 gears the bridge ain't closed
4008 Peterbilt, orange and gray long-nose, haulin apples grade A
Swap trailers on payday
Your meat get delivered on tough beats
While y'all supposed to be movin on tough streets
Play it back baby, crank the pipes, I don't think they got heat
(Breaker 1-9, this is Fat Mic)

Diesel truckin baby - poppin No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway - I'm overweight, runnin late
Didn't stop at the scale, highway patrol on my tail
Diesel truckin baby - poppin No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway - tanks, food, gas
Look in your rearview, kid I'm up on yo' ass

Diesel monster truck rollin, huh, burgundy
Surly more deadly and ready for roadkill melee
I shear, runnin over deers and queers
Niggaz, way back, suck cheers and beer, last chance for fear
Hey - HELLLLOHH, little kiddie
Pink bows in your hair and ahh, you're lookin - pretty
What I really look like, I leave no one else
No mercy a killer, kiss my pinkie ring, come kiss it
Sit in fun seats, shiny skirts, big dice on the dash
Flamin all lost with David Lynch, highbeams flash
The cash in ya brastrap, is how much I spent on hubcaps
Blew my 8, cylinder, right before, I split ya
Put a nice suck me suck me cut me orgasm champagne
Vibe bully pistol me kink throw me slit my throat shut me out
It was out in my diesel truck, that I call Lil' Sally


Man you're ready for Kansas, up here I'm rollin
21 gears behind a lady drivin a Volkswagen, I can't stand this
Box weight, ox weight
I gotta be in Grand Rapids at a quarter to 8, not a quarter too late
When I hit the clutch, everything shake
I don't know what route I'ma take
Hit Flying J's in the Great Lakes
Engine red hot, his coffee pot, two barrels of fuel on each side
I laugh at the gas exit when you've gotta stop
Respect all the way up to the radars, check my rearview
Wave at weigh stations, it's all love for you
With sheriffs and cops, Detroit diesel engine you can't stop
When the reindeer lock, everything stay 100 speed limit
Watch the grill block
(Watch out out there, this is Fat Mic, up the road they got a jackknife)

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't drive a car, but if I'm wearing a skirt or even just a sleeveless top while riding my bike, I get honks or catcalls. I always just say, "NO!" I could be looking frumpy as all get out, but if I'm rolling with no sleeves, all the creeps are like, *boner*

bluhhh. I mean, they're right in doing so. everyone knows that chicks with no sleeves are 11% more likely to hook up with a man in a van than chicks who wear sleeves.



you should put a sign in your window that says, "NO!"

[TurdBerglar]

skirt + bike????

[mickill]

You should have tried distracting him with your juggs until he hit something, then peeled out on him. That would teach him to not eye-rape chicks while driving.

[Yeti]

They might be pervy but they have truckstops. You can get a meal, a haircut, an audio book and cheap sunglasses all in one stop.

Truckstops have showers in the public restrooms so that in itself would lead a man to be slimy if not pervy.

[mickill]

No, seriously, next time just flash your hooters.

[Dorothy Wood]

skirt + bike????

yeah, why not? none of my skirts are short enough to show undies. I suppose there's a slight chance of seeing them, but not while I'm riding down the street.

they're also not long enough to get caught in the chain. well, one was :(

[TurdBerglar]

well now you're just asking for cat calls gawking

[Dorothy Wood]

fine, I'll wear thick wool pants from now on.

[TurdBerglar]

im sure there's some dudes into that shit too. you'll never win

[Yeti]

yeah, why not? none of my skirts are short enough to show undies. I suppose there's a slight chance of seeing them, but not while I'm riding down the street.

they're also not long enough to get caught in the chain. well, one was :(

I hope you aren't carrying Toto in a basket on the back of the bike.

Dorothy, you are a rare breed. The only women I have seen riding a bike with a skirt are the Wicked Witch of the West, the Amish and Mennonites.

[Dorothy Wood]

oh, come on! I see girls riding bikes in skirts all the time!

I whistle and honk my horn.

[mickill]

oh, come on! I see girls riding bikes in skirts all the time!


It's really not very safe (http://www.geocities.com/droppicsite00/beijingbicycle.JPG).

[marsdaddy]

I promise not to run any more red lights if you wear the skirt again.