Ladies, how do you...

[HotAndWet]

deal with cellulite? Has anyone tried those creams that are supposed to get rid of it and if so, does it work???
I bought a new bathing suit and I don't want my ass to look totally like cottage cheese, any tips??

[TurdBerglar]

exercise?

[zorra_chiflada]

there's not much you can do about it. it's genetic.

[mikizee]

it has been scientifically proven that those creams dont work. its impossible that they can. so, exercise i spose.

[sound boy]

lipo..

[zorra_chiflada]

how do i get bigger tits?

[zorra_chiflada]

:eek::(

[HotAndWet]

But exercise doesn't work for me! I get tighter but it's still there! Oh well, maybe I'll be rich someday and do what famous people do.

[zorra_chiflada]

hey joel, how much can you benchpress?

[trailerprincess]

Drink lots of water
Exercise
Use a body brush when you are in the shower. Brush the affected area using upward strokes (i.e. towards your heart) as this aids circulation which allegedly break down fat quicker.

[na§tee]

boyohboy, i have cellulite extreme. i don't really mind, though, as i sure as shit am never going to wear anything that would expose it to the general public. i guess the only people who would observe said cellulite are the people i would be sleeping with. and if they have got that far i really don't think they'd give a flying fuck if you had a bit of a dimply thigh.

i tried one of those creams once when i went on holiday. they don't claim to be a cure, they just claim to firm up. sure, it did that, but i was also pressing it into my skin so hard i got bruises everywhere, hahaha! hrrmm, what's hotter? bruises or no bruises? i vote none and a sarong.

i got stretchmarks too, yo. and plenty of 'em. let's get the bikinis out, girls! bah, as if.

[Randetica]

boyohboy, i have cellulite extreme. i don't really mind, though, as i sure as shit am never going to wear anything that would expose it to the general public. i guess the only people who would observe said cellulite are the people i would be sleeping with. and if they have got that far i really don't think they'd give a flying fuck if you had a bit of a dimply thigh.


i got stretchmarks too, yo. and plenty of 'em. let's get the bikinis out, girls! bah, as if.


yeah, yeah, yeah and yeah!

[QueenAdrock]

I don't have terribly noticeable cellulite, but it's there if I squeeze my butt cheeks together. I have a small butt and small legs, but no matter what size you are, you can still have it.

Not really sure what to do to hide it. There's a special cream by Mary Kay that tightens the skin and stimulates cellular activity to reduce the appearance of cellulite, and I've heard people swear by it. It's expensive though, $30 for 8 fl oz. It's not a permanent fix or a cure or anything, but if you use it everyday it's supposed to help the appearance a bit.

[Randetica]

youre at level one then

[zorra_chiflada]

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/c/c0/ButtTooBig.PNG/400px-ButtTooBig.PNG

[Bob]

I don't understand, I do 100 crunches every day, why do I still have a gut!?

EDIT: "tummy"

yeah, laugh now, but once i convert all this fat to muscle i'm gonna look SLAMMIN

[HEIRESS]

I basically never wear anything above the knee

and if im wearing my bikini, its on a lake dock where only a friend and their oldie relatives see me

[hpdrifter]

I have a little bit. Its mostly noticable when I squeeze my buttcheeks together so I try not to do that.

It sucks because I don't think there's much I can do to get rid of it at this point. Unless I become super lean, which I may try to do. I don't know, I used to be super skinny, like hollywood skinny. I am 5'7" and at my thinnest I was probably 105. But it was too hard to maintain. I think a nice 125 would be fine, cellulite or no.

[hpdrifter]

Well, I had some acne, but it wasn't because of my diet. I inherited it from my mom. I think cellulite is the same.

I don't eat a lot of sugar as it is. Cant really say the same about fat, though. I'm trying to be better about cutting out the bad kinds.

[jackrock]

1. Take rolling pin...















12. Insert fresh-baked cookies into my mouth.

Cellulite, gone!