can you tell me if i have hemorrhoids or not?

[Randetica]

that would be nice.

[Randetica]

was sure worth it then

still wanna get rid of my anal clit

[Planetary]

if you're serious, it's probably because you sit down too much. and that's not a joke. do some walking. avoid bikes and that kind of thing.

[abcdefz]

If you're straining to poo, or if you do squats with heavy weights, that can do it, too.

[Jadge Fucking 1]

you definitely have piles. and a blumpkin. and a buttflower.

[ET]

Sitting in front of the computer... signs point to yes. I think you guys have something like Gold Bond Powder. (http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/30/9d/Gold_Bond_Triple_Action_Medicated_Body_Powder-resized200.jpg) You definitely have free cologne samples. I had gotten one for Puma when I was there. I didn't know they make fragrances.

[Jadge Fucking 1]

talk to my mate jamie sudofed. he's a real go-getter.

[Yeti]

Be careful when you put Gold Bond Powder in your arse. When you fart it will look like you have a bad muffler.

[Big Gus]

Blood on the loo roll when wiping?

You got a dose of Farmer Giles.

[Randetica]

yeah it's probably from s(h)itting too much

now im way healthier

but my old sins wont fuck off



well i only bleed like 3 times so far (but i have em for years) and it never itches there so im not sure if they are really homorrhoids

just yell when i TMI too much

[TAL]

Sell them on eBay.

[funk63]

pics?

[Randetica]

im too tired right now but i will probably take some pictures tomorrow