Barrymore Cant Escape The Body In The Pool

[Big Gus]

They've arrested Barrymore again over Stuart Lubbock after he was found face down in his pool with a torn arse.

Michael Barrymore has been arrested along with two other men over the death of Stuart Lubbock.

Mr Lubbock, 31, was found by the swimming pool at the TV star's house near Harlow, Essex, in March 2001.

Mr Barrymore, 55, and two men, aged 37 and 32, have been arrested on suspicion of serious sexual assault and murder.

Essex Police said the 37-year-old man had been arrested in Lancashire and the 32-year-old man was taken into custody in north Staffordshire.

Will the bummer get banged up this time?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Wow. This investigation is still going on?





"What is a hotspot not?"

[Big Gus]

Yeah it's kind of weird to think of him doing crazy bumming after seeing him chatting up those old dears on Strike It Lucky for all those years.

[Parkey]

Wow. This investigation is still going on?





"What is a hotspot not?"



AWIGHT!

[Yorkshire~Rose]

AWIGHT AT THE BACK?!

Hmm...well, the poor guy wasn't was he?

[Parkey]

AWIGHT AT THE BACK?!

Hmm...well, the poor guy wasn't was he?

Is that comment as mucky as I think? ;)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Yes.


:D



I just got thinking about how eloquently Gus put it about his "torn arse". *shudder*

[Big Gus]

I found the whole tale strange at the time. He (the victim) was out with his girlfriend at a club, met up with Barrymore and his Bumbuddies and ended up ditching his girl to go back to Barrymores for an E fueled arse binge??

It's hardly standard night out material...

[na§tee]

They've arrested Barrymore again over Stuart Lubbock after he was found face down in his pool with a torn arse.
Will the bummer get banged up this time?
citizen journalism right thurr :cool:

dude is going dooooown. and not in a good way. oh michael michael michael. how the mighty have fallen. remember when barrymore was a saturday institution? dear lord.

[camo]

Were going on a holiday now
Gonna take a villa, a small chalet
On the costa del magnifico
Where the cost of living is so low
Yeah, were gonna be so neat
Dance to the eurobeat
Yeah, were gonna be so cool
fisting by the pool

[Big Gus]

Nothing sticks to this squeeky clean popular entertainer/arse raider.

He's been released.

[Jadge Fucking 1]

haha "torn arse"