69

[Dorothy Wood]

my gentleman friend tried to manuever into this the other day and I just started cracking up laughing and shouting "nooo!" because all I could think was "69 duuude!" said in a surferish accent. because everytime I see the number 69 on a t-shirt or basically anywhere, I say that.

basically, I don't know how anyone could seriously do it without laughing really hard.

tell me some hilarious stories about your 69 experiences. yay! sexy sexy thread.

[Waus]

Maybe that's the kind of thing where you should do a "let's try this" before just moving around and trying to make it happen.

I bet he was bummed when you started laughing.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

one time this guy sharted and it landed on my forehead.

Oh. My. God.


69s are far too much hassle. I am usually an excellent multi-tasker but I just can't concentrate in that position.

[MC Moot]

"Wine her,dine her,69 her" that's what the bumper sticker say's,you know the one below the other bumper sticker that reads "Gas,grass or ass,nobody rides for free" on the van belonging to that guy who lives down by the river.....

[Big Gus]

Me and my woman do this all the time. It's bloody amazing.

[MC Moot]

Oh. My. God.


69s are far too much hassle. I am usually an excellent multi-tasker but I just can't concentrate in that position.

2 partners have expressed the same sentiment.....I thought it might just be me!.......I do enjoy the simultaneous carnal give and take though.....

[Dorothy Wood]

Maybe that's the kind of thing where you should do a "let's try this" before just moving around and trying to make it happen.

I bet he was bummed when you started laughing.

ha, no, he started laughing too. he said he'd never done it before and saw an opportunity and went for it. I think I probably said, "69 duuuude" out loud too.


skye, a 69 with the dude on top? girl, you so crazy

and yeah, YR, I pretty much lose all concentration during the business. I basically just flail about involuntarily like a rag doll. it's way hot.

[Big Gus]

Holy shit where are you guys going wrong? It's a great position.

[Dorothy Wood]

we're about the same height, so it works okay logistically, but I just can't concentrate and it seriously made me laugh super hard. if it wasn't something that teenage boys seem to talk about or mention or laugh at all the time, even though they've probably never even touched a boob, I'd probably be able to give it a go without laughing.

[Rock]

A husband and wife were fooling around one day when the husband said." Hey hun how bout some 69!?"
The wife explained that it was her time of the month but if he didn't mind she didn't either. 20 minutes into "the business" the door bell rang.
"Oh who could that be at a time like this?" the husband exclaimed.
The wife said, "Its probably just the mail man just go answer the door!".
The husband exclaimed, "but what about my face its a mess!"
The wife said "if he asks you were eating a jam sandwich and got it all over your mouth."
The husband goes to the door and sure enough its the mail man. He explains that his face is such a mess because he was eating a jam sandwich when the door bell rang.
The mailman looks at the husband with a surprised look and says, "It wasn't the jam on your mouth i was looking at it was the peanut butter on your forehead!!"
****************
hey ohhhhh!!!!

[ericlee]

In the 69, my nose tickled some girl's rear.

[ms.peachy]

I'm a big fan.(y)


At least, I think I am. Been so long I'm not really sure tbh:(

[Randetica]

Me and my woman do this all the time. It's bloody amazing.

how tall is your girl? 7'3?

[Big Gus]

Ahah, no she's quite tall though. 5' 10' or 11? I'm all legs. Our "head to genital" distance is actually pretty much the same.

[Bob]

Me and my woman do this all the time. It's bloody amazing.

so you don't mind doing it when she's on her period either then?

[Big Gus]

America would be 37% better in general if they adopted "bloody" as a general adjective - not just for steak.

True fact.

[Randetica]

Ahah, no she's quite tall though. 5' 10' or 11? I'm all legs. Our "head to genital" distance is actually pretty much the same.

ohh aha aha

*nods with head

[TAL]

Bill & Ted aren't surfers!

[mikizee]

i enjoy it. you should too.

[Lex Diamonds]

my gentleman friend tried to manuever into this the other day and I just started cracking up laughing and shouting "nooo!" because all I could think was "69 duuude!" said in a surferish accent. because everytime I see the number 69 on a t-shirt or basically anywhere, I say that.

basically, I don't know how anyone could seriously do it without laughing really hard.

tell me some hilarious stories about your 69 experiences. yay! sexy sexy thread.
That's a shame, sounds like you've closed yourself off from a whole world of sexy fun forever. :(

[beastieangel01]

no funny stories, just good times.

Though, the last time it happened I was very drunk and with my boyfriend at the time. The next day I had no recollection of it, he was the one who was talking about it in the morning. Oops :(

[Yeti]

In the 69, my nose tickled some girl's rear.

Brown noser

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

The height difference between my girl and I is quite significant (almost a foot, I'm freakishly tall...) but despite...it works out fine :cool:

[Dorothy Wood]

That's a shame, sounds like you've closed yourself off from a whole world of sexy fun forever. :(

hahahaha! oh noooooo! foreverrrrr?!

I'm sure that if I somehow wanted to try it again, he would oblige.

[-T-]

America would be 37% better in general if they adopted "bloody" as a general adjective - not just for steak.

True fact.

I think I will try this. I have a feeling everybody is going to wonder what the hell my problem is! I will start out slowly and work it in.

[kaiser soze]

69 to reverse cowboy!

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know about all that, I just lay on my stomach and let him do whatever. that's what sex is right?

[Bob]

i hope not

son of a bitch, that would have been funny

[beastieangel01]

Brown noser

his nose is big
uh uh he ain't ashamed

[Yeti]

You can easily spot the ladies that choose the bottom while engaging in the 69 position. They have black eyes and are more punch drunk than Muhammad Ali.

Its a bitch when the speed bag fights back.

[na§tee]

do it on your sides. trust me, this is so much easier and no-one has to have their ass in the air for ages.

[P of R]

do it on your sides. trust me, this is so much easier and no-one has to have their ass in the air for ages.

I've always thought that would be easier.

[Lex Diamonds]

hahahaha! oh noooooo! foreverrrrr?!

I'm sure that if I somehow wanted to try it again, he would oblige.
What the shit are you babbling about, moron? I'm talking about how you crack up laughing at the mere mention of a 69. Like you have some negative mental association with it that you'll probably never shake.

[hpdrifter]

I like this. Agreed, side is easier. Current boyfriend is not so much into it (:(). Will bring him around.

[befsquire]

i rarely do it, because i can't concentrate, it takes both of us longer, blah blah blah.

i agree on the sides, as well. i feel smothered if i'm on bottom, and that's not my favorite angle if i'm on top.

[b-grrrlie]

i enjoy it. you should too.
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[DJ_Skrilla]

Best thread ever.

The shart comment was hilarious.

And the humpty reference.

[ET]

Whaaa... why not take turns? Dude gets his last though, for obvious reasons. Also, on the side works well. Girl thighs are soft. (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)


There's no way I can top the sharting.