Willie Nelson smokes some killer weed

[ericlee]

Blackjack booted demons
Have surrounded my home
Got dogs and 'copters
and keep ringing my phone

Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

Now they're breaking my windows
Banging on my doors
Got me down and hog-tied
Rifling through my drawers
Boss demon tells me
Oh how he would like to kill me
Save your bullets tough guy
My disease does that for free

Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed
Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the greenest green
Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

[-T-]

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas it was after the show.
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,
With one parting puff grim creeper set in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

[cookiepuss]

willie kicks ass. I saw his show a month ago and he signed my hat afterwards.(y) and I'm still excited about it. I wish I had smoked weed with willie.

[MC Moot]

Going to see him next Friday....caught a recent interview with Jimmy Carter where he was asked about the infamous Willie blazing on the roof of the Whitehouse during a visit under Carter's administration and Old Smooth N Southern Jimmy just kinda shrugged and smiled,to me,confirming that it actually did happen.....(y)

P.S: I love the "Willie Nelson and friends" concert series and wonder what the Ben and Jerry's ice cream tastes like....I don't like peach.....

[BangkokB]

If I ever meet Willie, as I'll call him, I'll ask him to pass the shrooms. And we'll reminence about the time that he got high at the White House while watching shooting moons and Nebulas

Also his acting career is better than most: Wag the Dog and Thief

[cookiepuss]

Also his acting career is better than most: Wag the Dog and Thief


well that theory is going to shit if he keeps making movies with jessica simpson. i.e. Dukes of Hazard and...he's in her new craptastic film Blonde Ambition. I think he plays her dad or grandpa or something.(n) come willie, stay away from that bimbo.

[BangkokB]

He said from that glorious picture : Why do men pay so much to get divorced? Throws dynamite and says Because It's Worth It. He did his job

Willie wasn't the problem with that movie. The movie was the problem

I suspect he owed the IRS

[MC Moot]

Has anyone seen the Western he did with Johnny C and Kris Kristofferson?....