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BangkokB
06-15-2007, 01:19 PM
Can a lady tell when a man blows his load if he's wearing a condom

I know there's not alot to work with but I met a girl a year or so a go that as soon as I came she knew it. And I'm not the "Oh Shit~ Here I Cum!" kinda guy and my dick didn't shrivel up after I came either. And that has always had me scrachting my head. I busted nut and was still hard as Chinese arithmetic but she knew her job ws finished:confused:

Genocide Tulips
06-15-2007, 01:25 PM
You can just feel the penis tense up a bit and swell at the tip just before it cums. At least, I can tell.

BangkokB
06-15-2007, 01:26 PM
Are you kidding me? Why would anyone turn off porno

bigblu89
06-15-2007, 01:28 PM
I've never worn one. Ever.

BangkokB
06-15-2007, 01:28 PM
How bout we pull off that question: Can ladies tell if you've blown a load in them?

Just me Curious George

ET
06-15-2007, 02:32 PM
What's with the expiration date? Mine expired in March. Hmmm.

UPDATE: latex degradation (typically from being past the expiration date)

According to the wiki anyway.

yeahwho
06-15-2007, 02:42 PM
I remember reading an article a few years ago about a tour of the Trojan Condom Factory in New Jersey. After watching all of the mechanical molding and high tech packaging, at the very end of the assembly line random condoms are spit out and there were 3 woman who would put them on different shaped phallic molds to see if they fit correctly and didn't tear.

I want to date one of these women.

beastieangel01
06-15-2007, 02:53 PM
I've never worn one. Ever.

step right up for your STD injection, ladiez!!!

bigblu89
06-15-2007, 02:55 PM
Nah. I've just had a lot of sex with not a lot of people.

I'm clean, she's clean, and she's on the pill.

(Except for the time I got her pregnant)

Keep in mind, the wife and I have been together for 10 years, and I'm only 29.

ET
06-15-2007, 02:56 PM
Oops, lol. (http://www.myblam.com/Media/pictures/thumbnails/564-pregnant-barbie.jpg)

And for the love of robots don't try to wear two at once. It does nothing but rip the first condom. Unless you're like me in which they all seem to rip upon application. :(

beastieangel01
06-15-2007, 03:01 PM
Oops, lol. (http://www.myblam.com/Media/pictures/thumbnails/564-pregnant-barbie.jpg)


ahaha.

oh and bb: I was joking anyways. I just knew someone was going to say something and I wanted to be the one.

THE ONE!

ms.peachy
06-15-2007, 05:37 PM
Big up to the Durex Avanti(y) Our bc method of choice until we decided to go and get knocked up.

And yes I can tell.

BangkokB
06-15-2007, 06:09 PM
Ms. Peachy~ weren't you the poster that said she liked to grip it at night as well way back yesteryear. If so, I like your candidness and believe you.(y) Thanks

kaiser soze
06-15-2007, 06:45 PM
I remember this one time when my girlfriend and I were just destroying it, I was wearing a condom and she wasn't on the pill yet and I blew my stuffin's and the condom broke

when I pulled out I was like uh...the condom broke and she ran to the bathroom and tried to clean it outta her poot

after that she went on the pill and I pulled out....it was some of the fucking best sex

BangkokB
06-15-2007, 06:59 PM
Fucking in the Ass is the best bc they have to go to the toilet and shit out your spooyey. Unless you have two girls: then it can be quite the sight

like2_drink
06-15-2007, 08:42 PM
fuck condoms, there always too small

Knuckles
06-15-2007, 09:41 PM
Big up to the Durex Avanti(y) Our bc method of choice until we decided to go and get knocked up.

And yes I can tell.

Have you tried the Durex Vibrations (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000FKHS96/ref=dp_image_0/105-4118036-2514009?ie=UTF8&n=3760901&s=hpc)?

It shakes things up in a good way. (y)

befsquire
06-15-2007, 10:46 PM
condoms are dangerous and should come with some sort of warning label. the dr and i just bought some for the first time, so we go to use one and it falls on the floor and we both go to get it and it was like i tripped over his huge penis and he tried to keep me from falling but ended up pushing me and i fell and was cut in two spots on my right leg and one spot on my right wrist.

feckin condoms.

Lex Diamonds
06-16-2007, 06:35 AM
Condoms are shit. I've had unprotected sex with every girl I've been with and so far have been lucky (as far as I know). I've only even tried to use one once, and having a big rubbery glove on my piece was such a turn off I couldn't even do it, just had to take it off and carry on normally. So I've never really had sex wearing a condom. Besides, my current woman is on the pill and loves swallowing my spunk anyway. (y)

Randetica
06-16-2007, 02:48 PM
condoms remind me of aids

Dorothy Wood
06-16-2007, 03:18 PM
padster totally has aids.

I can't tell by the feel of it, unless it starts to go a bit limp. I can usually tell by the facial expression.

QueenAdrock
06-16-2007, 10:56 PM
How bout we pull off that question: Can ladies tell if you've blown a load in them?

Just me Curious George

If you're not wearing a condom, you'd have to be retarded not to know. Wearing one...it's harder, but just the overall experience, you can tell.

P of R
06-17-2007, 04:03 AM
fuck condoms, there always too small

I know. I use the beanbag.