34 years old and still lookin good

[ericlee]

At least I think so. I went to a bar last night after band practice.

There was alot of people in line so I figured it would be a cool place.

I paid my way in, got a little stampy doo on my hand and walked in only to find men basically humping each other on the dance floor. There was a guy in bikini breifs dancing on the bar gyrating his hips.

3 guys came to me and asked if I wanted to dance and I'm like sorry buddy, the door doesn't swing that way. I suppose that was a compliment but then again, they could have just had the beer goggles strapped on.

I had to finish my beer with a quickness and scoot out

[Videodrome]

now that's a sticky situation.

[Helvete]

Isn't there like signs outside those places to let you know what they are before you go in?

[Bob]

there's something odd about this place....but i can't put my finger on it......wait a minute! this gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

maybe i should go to a gay bar to boost my self esteem too