the day has come.

[beastieangel01]

a year ago, I left someone. I was taken for granted for years. This past year, I was easily disposed of. Twice.

Apparently with these experiences, my heart has been turned in to stone. Or perhaps it's disintegrated in to nothing.

Because I just realized that now, at this point in time, I'm kind of an asshole.

[Gareth]

what makes you an asshole?

[zorra_chiflada]

i am majorly assholish too. most people who have seen me post on here would realise the extent of my assholeness. it's not so bad. it keeps me on the ball.

[skra75]

don't beat yourself up crystal. I know this is dry advice, but it doesn't seem that long ago that was drinking myself into a stupor on my break-up anniversary, now it's over and passed and doesn't seem all that awful. don't forget that good things happen to good people. someday you'll look back on all this and see that it happened for a reason. also, it's fun being an asshole.

[beastieangel01]

at least I'm upfront about being an asshole.

So if someones feelings get hurt, it's on them.

People expressed their feelings to me that were pretty strong, and they aren't bad men. That I know of. But I'm not there right now it's not mutual. And they got upset, but I warned them about me ahead of time.

Then I got called an asshole. wee.

[Helvete]

Haha, you ARE an asshole!

[abcdefz]

You're calling yourself an asshole?

Wow, Crys -- what a bitch. ;)

[beastieangel01]

because you said I'm a bitch I have that god awful 90's song in my head now.

asshole.

[Kid Presentable]

at least I'm upfront about being an asshole.

So if someones feelings get hurt, it's on them.

People expressed their feelings to me that were pretty strong, and they aren't bad men. That I know of. But I'm not there right now it's not mutual. And they got upset, but I warned them about me ahead of time.

Then I got called an asshole. wee.

Well, you believed the other people who implied you were worthless, so you'll carry on on this ridiculuous carousel until you learn to enjoy life and see it as a game, and not a war. :)

[beastieangel01]

I don't see it as a war. Especially when one is upfront about such things.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't see it as a war. Especially when one is upfront about such things.

Cool, man. Have fun with that

[Kid Presentable]

That scene in sectretary is the shit, though. No doubt

[abcdefz]

because you said I'm a bitch I have that god awful 90's song in my head now.

asshole.


What song is that? I can only think of the Rolling Stones' song, PunkyEars.

[abcdefz]

Oh! There's an Elton John song from the early '70's, too!

I got in trouble for that in kindergarten!

[abcdefz]

you'll carry on on this ridiculuous carousel until you learn to enjoy life and see it as a game, and not a war. :)




Life's not a game or a war. It's more of a mail-in rebate, really.

[Waus]

That sucks.

It gets a little harder to be vulnerable every time.

[abcdefz]

That sucks.

It gets a little harder to be vulnerable every time.




"Time for a trip to Ye Olde Leash and Leather Shoppe!"

[Kid Presentable]

Life's not a game or a war. It's more of a mail-in rebate, really.

Nah, man. People mail-in with enthusiasm.

[abcdefz]

Like Merideth Brooks or something.

"Assholes, Bastards, Fucking Cunts, and Pricks!"



Huh. I've never heard of this.

[abcdefz]

Life's not a game or a war. It's more of a mail-in rebate, really.

Nah, man. People mail-in with enthusiasm.


...not people with any mail-in rebate experience whatsoever, they don't.

Generally, you pop the envelope in the box squinting one eye hoping against hope that this time, someone's going to follow through on their promises or at least the spirit of the promise and not either just ignore your petition altogether or find some tiny reason tucked away in four-point font which gives a legal reason to reject your claim.

Generally.

[abcdefz]

I like this one...

"Assholes, Bastards, Fucking Cunts, and Pricks!"

Ian Drury.




Ah -- I know who that is.

"Dury," by the way. And the Blockheads.

[beastieangel01]

What song is that? I can only think of the Rolling Stones' song, PunkyEars.

uuuugggggh (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA)

[Kid Presentable]

...not people with any mail-in rebate experience whatsoever, they don't.

Generally, you pop the envelope in the box squinting one eye hoping against hope that this time, someone's going to follow through on their promises or at least the spirit of the promise and not either just ignore your petition altogether or find some tiny reason tucked away in four-point font which gives a legal reason to reject your claim.

Generally.

Not to drag this out, cause I'm thrashin', but people engage themselves to mail something in. Life is a pretty passive experience for the many.

[abcdefz]

uuuugggggh (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA)



Never heard it before.

*shrugs*

[abcdefz]

I said was editing you weiner. Damn Dylexia, I hate you.


"I said I was editing (comma) you wiener (i before e)."

And it's "David," not "Dylexia" or (more properly) "Dyslexia." Jeez.


C-.

[abcdefz]

:(

Asshole.




I am rubber, you are epoxy; whatever you say bounces off me and returns to sock ye.

[beastieangel01]

Never heard it before.

*shrugs*

consider yourself extremely lucky. asshole.

[abcdefz]

Not luck; pure strategy, Banana-uvula. (y)

[roosta]

at least I'm upfront about being an asshole.

So if someones feelings get hurt, it's on them.


yeah, those assholes with feelings, they're the real assholes!

Assholes.

[abcdefz]

yeah, those assholes with feelings, they're the real assholes!

Assholes.




Assholes can hurt, too... :(

[roosta]

Assholes can hurt, too... :(

If I had something against you, i'd totally use that to imply you had gay sex!

[abcdefz]

If I had something against you, i'd totally use that to imply you had gay sex!



...Give me enough time; I'll piss you off somehow, I'm sure.

[abcdefz]

I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds like some a vaginal defect.




Uvula. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-pop-up/B000002VKZ001018)

[roosta]

...Give me enough time; I'll piss you off somehow, I'm sure.

Fine then, Ill get it out of the way now

Assholes can hurt, too... :(

Haha..is that because of all the gay sex you had?

[abcdefz]

Haha..is that because of all the gay sex you had?



If you call "ridden out of town on a rail" gay sex, yeah. :(

[abcdefz]

Assholes don't piss, they poop. They can have really watery poop, but that is not the same thing.



I'm an asshole. I piss.

:confused:

[HEIRESS]

my mom's exact words on why Im single "because you can kinda be an obnoxious prick sometimes"

I am only at ease hanging with other assholes, the problem is finding a boy who is just just juuuuuust that bit more assholish than you are, but doesnt border to hard on the total jerkwad department.

[abcdefz]

I'll get my CV together ASAP.

[HEIRESS]

and you'd better not fake your references, cause I will be calling them.

[Helvete]

You really like this thread, huh?

[abcdefz]

and you'd better not fake your references, cause I will be calling them.



...you just need people who have considered me an asshole for three years or more, right? No problem.

[zorra_chiflada]

my mom's exact words on why Im single "because you can kinda be an obnoxious prick sometimes"

I am only at ease hanging with other assholes, the problem is finding a boy who is just just juuuuuust that bit more assholish than you are, but doesnt border to hard on the total jerkwad department.


better than your mom telling you that you look like ugly betty. UGLY betty. thanks mom.