Oral Sex appreciation thread MK whatevs

[Kid Presentable]

There's been a multitude.

What other form of non-fornicatitive fornication doesn't allow poo into the equation (for our younger squad)? Such a glorious natural expression. Even people we hate are bless-ed-be with the ability to be major cocksuckers, asslickers and such.

And notice, ladies, how nobody is given a derisive title associated with your pleasure? (y)

[Kid Presentable]

I really wanted to use this thread to express the way I'm haunted by graphic visions of my own death. From the feeling that I've let everyone down by being diagnosed with some mental terminal disease, and will be responsible for a whole heap of grief, to the realisation that this is all I get and I should make the most. So on and so forth.

[Lex Diamonds]

And notice, ladies, how nobody is given a derisive title associated with your pleasure? (y)
At my school they were: "Bo Cat".

[icy manipulator]

honestly, i've never had decent head in my life. i'd rather hit that

[BangkokB]

Hand Jobs are a work of uncelebrated art. You never hear about them but yet they exist. They're like Beastie Boys playing Shadrach: It can happen but it won't . When I come I yell "Science! She Blinded Me!"

[insertnamehere]

That's like one of my favorite songs. Aww why won't they play it?

[BangkokB]

Because it gets in the way of Intergalactic and Ch-Check It Out

[insertnamehere]

I now understand exactly how you feel when you don't get a hand job. I apologize on the part of women everywhere :(

[BangkokB]

No, I'm sorry to misunderstand you. I know the secret handshake to get that incredible performance art. I rejoice to the girls that know the art of the celebration of the secret handshake everywhere.

But what I was saying was that much like Shadrach being played live: Few know the power it holds

[Randetica]

im good at hand jobbing myself..too good..

[ToucanSpam]

MK made me think of Mortal Kombat. Sad.