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beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 10:36 AM
seriously.
Helvete
06-20-2007, 10:37 AM
No you're not, you couldn't even physically manage it.
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 10:38 AM
or have someone do it for me. And I'm going to bitch out my Mother as well.

And then one of my best friends apparently was drunk with a good friend of hers and he hit her in the face. She ran out of the house and drove home, drunk. The last we heard of her was "shit I gotta go there are cops behind me" after she said she ran because the guy hit her. And we haven't heard from her since. That was Monday night.

Ugh.
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 10:39 AM
I could.

Unless it's me.

I know where he works. I'll send you the address.
ET
06-20-2007, 11:09 AM
Life is good!
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 11:20 AM
San Diego ;/

life is fucking fantastic. Let me tell you. Makes me want to crawl in small hole somewhere in fetal position and disappear.
Helvete
06-20-2007, 11:21 AM
You should take up listening to emo music, because you goddamned sound like one.
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 11:22 AM
You should take up listening to emo music, because you goddamned sound like one.

I'll shit on your head.
Helvete
06-20-2007, 11:24 AM
Hey, some people will pay for that, go make yourself useful for once.
ET
06-20-2007, 11:25 AM
GET PAID TO KILL PEOPLE! YEAH!
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 11:25 AM
Hey, some people will pay for that, go make yourself useful for once.

wow.
zing.

I'm stunned.
skra75
06-20-2007, 11:26 AM
I'm laughing my ass off to this thread, it's solid gold.
SugarInTheRaw
06-20-2007, 11:53 AM
Is he in Houston or surrounding the area? Because I really will. I could use the therapy.

Note: This is all hypothetical, and should not be considered a premeditated event by any court.

Good save.
bigblu89
06-20-2007, 11:55 AM
Yeah, you're usually not this "Fuck the World".

Seems like yesterday that everything was peachy-keen, and your biggest worries were washing off all the germs that crawled on you while you were laying drunk on a carpet of a Las Vegas Casino floor.
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 12:02 PM
things just got extremely shitty. But I am trying to crack jokes about it.

crack would probably help me out.
skra75
06-20-2007, 12:04 PM
click (http://denzelsmoothjazz.ytmnd.com/)
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 12:05 PM
oh, that Denzel! :o
SugarInTheRaw
06-20-2007, 12:10 PM
But I am trying to crack jokes about it.


Just do some coke-a-mo (sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiff). (y)
sound boy
06-20-2007, 12:27 PM
if you are going to hit someone's knees, hit them from the side. they will break easier. kneecaps are made to protect the knee but there are no kneecaps on the sides. that makes it easier for you to snap someone's leg.
beastieangel01
06-20-2007, 12:34 PM
if you are going to hit someone's knees, hit them from the side. they will break easier. kneecaps are made to protect the knee but there are no kneecaps on the sides. that makes it easier for you to snap someone's leg.

click (http://h1.ripway.com/Dallas/-Dallas-/The_More_You_Know2.jpg)
Bob
06-20-2007, 05:42 PM
wait, who are we talking about
befsquire
06-20-2007, 07:38 PM
no great bodily harm or coke -- both are felonies!

start out small, with a misdemeanor. :)
Bob
06-20-2007, 07:54 PM
Is he in Houston or surrounding the area? Because I really will. I could use the therapy.

Note: This is all hypothetical, and should not be considered a premeditated event by any court.

i think this would be hearsay anyway

unless...no i don't know
zorra_chiflada
06-20-2007, 09:05 PM
joe taught me how to kneecap - one of the great skills you learn as a security guard.
Big Gus
06-20-2007, 09:14 PM
What, like, actually knee cap people? That sounds like pretty heavy security...
zorra_chiflada
06-20-2007, 09:18 PM
he showed me how to do it using a crow bar. it's cool. it's like one swift movement.
ericlee
06-21-2007, 03:09 AM
I could go there and give that fuckhead a kidney punch. Or two or three.
Lo_Lyfe
06-21-2007, 03:19 AM
Is the start of this thread missing?
Helvete
06-21-2007, 07:30 AM
Is the start of this thread missing?

No, I just think the OP is missing something.
venusvenus123
06-21-2007, 07:40 AM
he showed me how to do it using a crow bar. it's cool. it's like one swift movement.

i just bought a crowbar. sure it'll come in handy.
Helvete
06-21-2007, 08:02 AM
Yeah, for that crowing you've got to do. You wouldn't have bought it otherwise. Unless it was for 'just in case'.
venusvenus123
06-21-2007, 10:28 AM
yeah i've been crowing in my "garden".

let's turn this into a gardening thread. so much more productive... and creative.
beastieangel01
06-21-2007, 12:09 PM
zorra and I should practice with the crow bar. On the freak.
cosmo105
06-21-2007, 08:30 PM
click (http://denzelsmoothjazz.ytmnd.com/)

faberge eggs!
zorra_chiflada
06-21-2007, 08:49 PM
zorra and I should practice with the crow bar. On the freak.

i don't like the term "freak" so much. it's kinda what pretty girls used to call me in high school. negative connotations you see.