omg I was on local news

[Mr Films]

my movie is playing a film festival in san antonio. none of you live there so me being like "come see it!" is worthless. but still, come see it.

they used 5 seconds of my interview but luckily it wass where I sounded coherent.

And I dunno why they wanted me sitting in the fucking path of the projector. Looks like I'm phantom of the opera.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcIwTOGxyLs

[QueenAdrock]

NEAT!

But yeah, wtf are you doing in front of a projector.

[abcdefz]

Isn't that where all directors sit during a screening? Right between the projector and the screen?

I think the journalists scene in the screening room in Kane started that. It's just fashion.

[Mr Films]

they group films into programs. you pay $10 to see a couple of features and a short. The other feature grouped with mine stars Vinnie Jones and Eriq La Salle. I'm hoping the semi-legitimacy of their names will fool people into having to sit through my movie first.

[Mr Films]

it'd be hilarious if the very next story was about a killer on the loose and the mugshot looked just like me.

[beastieangel01]

that's awesome. About the mugshot.

Oh! And you're movie :p

[Jadge Fucking 1]

your 'movie'

[mickill]

Yeah, don't you mean all of our movie?

I thought you'd have a cowboy kinda accent for some reason. Anyway, good goin.

[beastieangel01]

your 'movie'

I had a typo brain fart.