Biker Scout Appreciation Thread

[skra75]

You know those Stormtroopers that ride around on the hover bikes with the tiny guns? They deserve their own thread.

Reason being, they are more fly-looking than the other Stormtroopers, yet still not quite as fly as the Snowtrooper, which look like Nazis.

[abcdefz]

Are these the one the Ewoks humbled?

[skra75]

Are these the one the Ewoks humbled?

Yes. But I chalk it up to those particular ones being ill trained. Instincts would tell you those guys are typically more like fucking souless commandos and not like gay rent-a-cops like they were in Return of the Jedi.

[abcdefz]

...so the Empire sends in Freshman grunts when Death Star II is in danger?

Wow. They're almost as big of idiots as the Jedi turned out to be (see also: Ep. I-III).

[skra75]

You could hypothesize that the reason they failed so bad against the Ewoks is because they were 4th generation clones,and they were retarded like inbred dogs.

Or you could hypothesize that Return of the Jedi sucks.

[abcdefz]

I'll take Door #2.

[abcdefz]

I find your faith disturbing.

[abcdefz]

Faith isn't an emotion at all. It's a discipline used which reflects trust despite lack of empirical evidence.

[ET]

Those five minutes on the job must be fantastic.