George Foreman has no fingerprints

[Jim wont fix it]

tell everyone u know

[TAL]

He used his grill to burn them off.

[SugarInTheRaw]

How the fuck did you find that out? Both of you.

[Jim wont fix it]

FOREMAN GETS GRILLED - 10/01/05
Former heavyweight boxer George Foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the Miami International Airport today.

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

A spokesperson for the MIA, Terry Noble, said "It has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to Mr Foreman." He also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.

[SugarInTheRaw]

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

Aw, that is classic. He has enough money. Buy some new prints, George! You raped me for at least 200 dollars.

[SugarInTheRaw]

I wonder if it would smooth out the wrinkles on my balls?

Don't do it unless you're ready.

[jabumbo]

so a passport isn't enough to get back in the country these days?

[DIGI]

I guess it depends on what color the Homeland Security mood ring is.

[MC Moot]

I knew he was a fugitive Nazi on the lamb!.....bringing that german shepherd to the Rumble in the Jungle tipped me off......

[Jim wont fix it]

nobody actually believed that did they?

[Randetica]

there was a guy who completely rough papered off his fingerprints but they soon grew back exatly the same way they were before

[Helvete]

After a terrible accident, my finger prints have some new additional marks on them now.

[insertnamehere]

i once lost my fingerprints on account of i had to peel approximatly 30 lbs of shrimp a day and have my hands wet a good deal of to night. i was left with sort of cross hatching instead. i once had to give a fingerprint to cash a check, and it looked like graph paper only in reverse (blue w/ white lines)

but yeah, they healed up pretty quickly after i got a different job

[YoungRemy]

I sacked that dudes wifes groceries when i was 16. he was waiting in the car with one of those newsies hats on... she bought a bunch of perrier water and tipped me a GW

tell everyone you know, the Foremans drink Perrier

[mikizee]

I heard an interview with george foreman about a year ago where he denounced that story as bullshit.

[Randetica]

^youre no fun

[befsquire]

people with no fingerprints should commit as many non-violent crimes as possible. otherwise, what's the benefit?

[beastiegirrl101]

if skin regenerates...wouldn't they just grow back?

[Helvete]

if skin regenerates...wouldn't they just grow back?

They normally do, eventually. Although scarring sometimes stops them returning to their original state.

[cosmo105]

i burned the fuck out of my left index finger when i was 13 or so and it's got a big spot where there's no fingerprint. just a flat scar. a few wrinkles and creases have grown into it over the years but for the most part it's smooth.

[Jim wont fix it]

I heard an interview with george foreman about a year ago where he denounced that story as bullshit.
link?