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DandyFop
06-22-2007, 05:33 PM
Would you rather -

Have balls on your chin or a (functioning) asshole on your forehead?

This is a very important question I think. My friends and I have been debating it. Want to call us immature? Go ahead I don't give a shit.

Most people have said asshole. How the fuck? Do you really want to shit out of your forehead? What if you have to fart? Got the runs? Etc.?

I say balls. I don't know if they would be sperm-producing or not. Except someone could bring you down pretty hard with a punch to the chin.

I say neither one is hairy. Just a hole or some balls.

However, if you had the asshole I guess you could shoot shit at someone attacking you.

Seriously, it sounds so stupid, but bring this up next time you are all drunk/have a lull in conversation and it will spawn some interesting discussion.
cosmo105
06-22-2007, 05:35 PM
chinballs, totally. i'd just wear turtlenecks and say it was a goiter.
Randetica
06-22-2007, 05:41 PM
balls.

i would just get real fat and no one would notice it
Bob
06-22-2007, 05:42 PM
I say balls. I don't know if they would be sperm-producing or not. Except someone could bring you down pretty hard with a punch to the chin.


that's true regardless though
Planetary
06-22-2007, 07:29 PM
just grow a fringe and go with the butt hole forehead
Rock On
06-22-2007, 08:02 PM
Seriously, it sounds so stupid, but bring this up next time you are all drunk/have a lull in conversation and it will spawn some interesting discussion.

...and you wonder why you're "havin a real shit time lately"?
-T-
06-22-2007, 10:10 PM
Ballchinian? (http://www.w00ks.org/g2/d/2151-2/aak.jpg)


I suppose balls. An asshole is just to nasty. The only real problem with the balls like you said is the sensitivity. You would have to be very careful.

Balls can be removed but you cannot just plug off and asshole.:cool:
ET
06-23-2007, 12:10 AM
Ah... ball removal. You hit the nail on the head.

Oh wait, would I still have my other balls? Because if I didn't I'd call for a balls transplant where they should go. Problem solved.
funk63
06-23-2007, 02:12 PM
[QUOTE=-T-;1481588]Ballchinian? (http://www.w00ks.org/g2/d/2151-2/aak.jpg)

QUOTE]


good lord whats that from?
befsquire
06-23-2007, 03:37 PM
i'd pick balls, so that i could rub them inappropriately while i was thinking. plus, i wouldn't have to carry any sort of wipes for unfortunate accidents like with the asshole. plus, the asshole on the forehead would just further inspire "shit for brains" type jokes.
ggirlballa
06-23-2007, 05:52 PM
balls on chin here

who wants to be literally a shit face?
kleptomaniac
06-23-2007, 05:52 PM
When we look at you we don't see the testicles in your chin, we see the testicles in your heart.

hehe :D
Bob
06-23-2007, 06:10 PM
i'd take the face asshole, and i'd wear a headband everywhere.
kleptomaniac
06-23-2007, 06:20 PM
these were both done on south park, kinda. that episode where butters had fake balls glued on his chin and went on maury (re: joel's post), and also the episode where that man and woman had asses where their faces should be and ben affleck was their long lost son. *shrugs* anyway, funny stuff. :p