there's an ant in my laptop

[Bob]

IN my laptop. the little fucker crawled underneath the keys before i could squash him. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO DOWN THERE

i am, however, a little comforted by the knowledge that he must be terrified every time i go to type something. the ceiling is just randomly crashing down around him, it must be hellish. in fact i probably squashed him at some point during the typing of this message. but i'd like to think he's still alive, pissing his little ant-pants. that's why this post is so long. i could have just said "there's an ant in my keyboard, isn't that wacky?!" but i'm drawing it out so i can terrorize the little fucker

[cosmo105]

i had an ant farm once...motherfuckers didn't grow shit

[mikizee]

I have nothing to say about ants.

[Bob]

i'll stay up all night if i have to, i'm getting this little fucker

DO YOU HEAR ME YOU ANT BASTARD?! I KNOW YOU CAN!

you ain't cloggin' my instruments

[kleptomaniac]

awwwww the poor lil guy :(

[jabumbo]

ants don't wear pants, bob.


so if he is pissing himself, then that shit's going all over the inside of your computer. sucker!

[Chicka B]

He was simply gathering some crumbs for his family without any harm and was about to go on his happy way. Then you just killed him! For all that he worked for was useless. Now his wife and kids are probably all grieving and hungry. How do you feel now, Bob? :(

[jabumbo]

i would say that the rest of the family would go and retrieve the body whenever bob goes to bed and turns off the computer, but i don't think that ever happens

[Randetica]

i would say that the rest of the family would go and retrieve the body whenever bob goes to bed and turns off the computer, but i don't think that ever happens

bob's body?

[fucktopgirl]

IN my laptop. the little fucker crawled underneath the keys before i could squash him. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO DOWN THERE

i am, however, a little comforted by the knowledge that he must be terrified every time i go to type something. the ceiling is just randomly crashing down around him, it must be hellish. in fact i probably squashed him at some point during the typing of this message. but i'd like to think he's still alive, pissing his little ant-pants. that's why this post is so long. i could have just said "there's an ant in my keyboard, isn't that wacky?!" but i'm drawing it out so i can terrorize the little fucker

hahahha , ça c'est ben drôle!!!

[Bob]

He was simply gathering some crumbs for his family without any harm and was about to go on his happy way. Then you just killed him! For all that he worked for was useless. Now his wife and kids are probably all grieving and hungry. How do you feel now, Bob? :(

well i feel great; if he brings food back to his family, then i've got a whole family of ants t worry about. murdering just the one before he can tell the others saves me a lot of trouble

[TAL]

There's a bug in your system.

[Planetary]

a fly crawled under my keys once, i typed it into submission. then pulled it out by its wings.

[Jadge Fucking 1]

shitty piss. hihihi i'm a very small ant and i'm going to have to take a shitty piss in your computer. if i was him i'd be doing some research. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lb4jOCAr8ow)

[cosmo105]

well i feel great; if he brings food back to his family, then i've got a whole family of ants t worry about. murdering just the one before he can tell the others saves me a lot of trouble
ants are almost all female, she was just one of thousands providing for a greedy monarch

[abcdefz]

Bob -- did you get one of those picnic-table checked laptops? Is that it?

[MC Moot]

canned air,Bob,canned air....I swear by it.....or a magnifying glass and the power of the sun......

[hpdrifter]

I feel sorry for the little guy.. eer, girl probably.

[SugarInTheRaw]

no shit, bob, i had the same thing happen with my laptop the other day with a gnat and not an ant. i thought along the same lines as you. he's probably dead. poor fucker.

[b i o n i c]

you people. its an ant. its dead. get over it.

dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant dead-ant dead-aaaaaaannnnt

[SugarInTheRaw]

you people. its an ant. its dead. get over it.


Fucking NEVER!

:mad::mad::mad:

[abcdefz]

He meant "was." "Was" an ant. But it's over now.