throughout four years of high school i think i went to the bathroom only once or twic

[Bob]

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meaning i held it in for like 6 straight hours a day, every day, for four years. that couldn't have been healthy, i have no idea how i did that. i don't even remember being uncomfortable. i just didn't want to go into those bathrooms is all. shit was gross

come to think of it i don't remember ever using the bathrooms in grade school or middle school either. but that was a long time ago, maybe i just don't remember

[kll]

haha. me too! i don't think i ever went to the bathroom there. i remember only one occasion seeing the inside of my high school's bathroom!

nice observation.

[Bob]

yeah, i was thinking about it and i can't remember any of my friends ever going to the bathroom either. it's like, the bathrooms weren't there for pissing or shitting, they were there for smoking, and everyone knew that.

how the hell does every high school kid manage to not go to the bathroom during the day? i certainly couldn't pull that off now, i'd explode or shit my pants or something. is it just that kids don't have to go to the bathroom as often? i dunno, somethin weird's going on

[Suavee-Bolo]

it's like, the bathrooms weren't there for pissing or shitting, they were there for smoking, and everyone knew that.


...and doing coke and fornicating.

Or was that the firetower?

[ericlee]

Yeah, I've seldom went to the bathrooms either. I can't stand taking a shit in th e stall, looking at the walls and there's boogers everywhere.

WTF is the deal with boogers everywhere? I really hate it when they wipe boogies right next to the damn t.p. dispenser. Can't people just pull a square of tp and wipe their goblins on it and flush it down?

[ggirlballa]

i was joking around with this emo kid at my school and i said that if he liked blood so much he should go to the girls bathroom, we bothed laughed then got grossed out

[mickill]

I used to pee in the bathroom in high school.

[cosmo105]

now you go in the sink, right?

[ggirlballa]

or pee in the shower and make a true golden shower

[yeahwho]

How many sheets of toilet paper is appropriate after a Dump? I know there are many kinds of toilet paper, lets use Charmin' as the basic toilet paper, it's two ply, soft and readily available.

I'd say a quick spend is anywhere from 4-7 sheets, anything beyond that, you probably a mistake and your wiping with more than 7 sheets.....thats crazy.

So I'm going with three spins on the TP reel with an average of 5.5 sheets....this makes a perfect wipe up job at 16.5 sheets.

High School bathrooms are pretty damn close to Honey Buckets....I pee'd in em but to actually poo may kill ya.

[-T-]

I had no problem urinating in the school bathrooms. Maybe ours were better maintained? I have to say I NEVER would take a crap in the bathrooms. I would open the door with my foot, flush the urinals with my foot, wash my hands and open the door again with my foot. haha

[Randetica]

best feeling on earth to pee after you held it in way too long

[kll]

Yes, I had periods then, but I lived across the street from school, so I would go home at lunch.

So many movies are based around the bathrooms at school, so I find it weird that I don't recall the inside.

[yeahwho]

High Schools resemble prisons, the bathrooms reek and are quite filthy. This is to remind you young punks it can always be this way in the USA, the prisons are open and waiting with open arms (http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/censusstatistic/a/aaprisonpop.htm).

[Otis Driftwood]

I went every hour but I didn't go the toilet, instead I had a smoke outside.

[DeeJayZap]

ppl piss in ours but never shit because theres never toilet paper...

[Suavee-Bolo]

I can understand someone not wanting to take a dump somewhere, but for a guy to say he wouldn't piss in a certain bathroom is a joke.

Guys piss anywhere and everywhere they can.

[ET]

...which is why you don't want to step into the one toilet rooms. *splash splash*

[Adam]

I think you don't drink the 100 cups of coffee a day you do now is why you don't need a piss at school.

Plus when you're at work, its an excuse to go to the bog for a break so ya body so is thinking lets waste some time.