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ericlee
07-05-2007, 12:16 AM
Cause my cadaver's only worth 2,895 bucks. Shit, I'm not even worthy of Keith Richard's nostril passages. I'm sure his pops is worth at least 3 thou, give or take.

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SB00774
07-05-2007, 12:27 AM
$3925, jesus, not even average :(
TurdBerglar
07-05-2007, 12:28 AM
5025
beastieangel01
07-05-2007, 12:35 AM
$3575!
Adam
07-05-2007, 02:40 AM
$4725 - not bad. I normally only charge £20 tho.
Tzar
07-05-2007, 06:30 AM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4450!
Doesn't that make you feel great?


YES IT DOES!
Randetica
07-05-2007, 07:43 AM
$4790
QueenAdrock
07-05-2007, 08:17 AM
Yeah, it went down like 5 minutes ago. My coworker was able to do it but I couldn't. :(

I'll say eleventy bajillion dollars.
abcdefz
07-05-2007, 08:27 AM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4525!

Doesn't that make you feel great?
Tompz
07-05-2007, 11:27 AM
3675 bucks

but that's only for one night
TurdBerglar
07-05-2007, 07:52 PM
i worth the most!


ahahaha!
QueenAdrock
07-05-2007, 10:44 PM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4850!

Not bad!
Bob
07-05-2007, 10:45 PM
i'm worth $4700

shoulda told 'em i had leprosy, that woulda been worth something
QueenAdrock
07-05-2007, 10:53 PM
I went back and said I was obese, had a high-fatty food diet, had major surgery, less than perfect sight, had a hernia, average everything else... and it said I was worth $5900! WTF?
beastieangel01
07-05-2007, 10:58 PM
mine is low cause I'm a beaner.

racist :mad:
Adam
07-06-2007, 05:56 AM
I went back and said I was obese, had a high-fatty food diet, had major surgery, less than perfect sight, had a hernia, average everything else... and it said I was worth $5900! WTF?

more of you to go around...
TimDoolan
07-06-2007, 10:44 AM
Why would it matter how long your hair is? Anyway my worth is 4,440.
bigblu89
07-06-2007, 12:50 PM
I went back and said I was obese, had a high-fatty food diet, had major surgery, less than perfect sight, had a hernia, average everything else... and it said I was worth $5900! WTF?

The more shit that's wrong with you, the more it's worth to researchers who want to figure out how to fix it.

With that said...

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5275"
b-grrrlie
07-07-2007, 02:26 PM
$4875