Things that don't just happen in the movies...

[DandyFop]

Last night my friend and I were hanging out with some random guys we met (not in the creepy way, they weren't that cute and they prob. didn't think we were either) and we all sang really loud in the car to 80s songs then went over to this guys house. One of the dudes fell asleep and wouldn't wake up for shit so we decided to write all over him in sharpie. I mean I didn't think this shit happened in real life, you know? Hah. He didn't wake up at all, we drew a moustache and some sweet eyebrows and then random shit all over his legs and arms.

Then the guy who lived there was talking about how he has tons of overalls and we were like "OMG!!" so we put a pair on the guy sleeping and a piece of wheat in his mouth. We wrote Osh Kosh Bagosh on his forehead.

Now this was all hilarious because we were stoned, but I can't stop laughing thinking about him waking up in the morning with not only shit written all over him but overalls on. Hahahaha. He had to work at 9 (at Blockbuster, so yeah I know it was mean, but shouldn't people who work there be punished?).

So, your turn now...

[mikizee]

Once we were parked in the middle of a big field under a huge oak tree at night, shmokin a spliff. We had the interior light on, and I was looking out the car window at what I thought was a strange moving streetlight, then I realised that it was a copper standing on the roof of his car shining a torch at us!!

We quickly turned off the light. We saw him jump into his car and start driving down the track that wound it way around the field and eventually led to the tree. Normally you have to reverse back to get out from under the tree and back onto the track which continued on its way back to the road, in a big loop. Instead my mate just powered forward over a bush thru the back of the field and onto the road during the 6 seconds that the cop car was out of view over the crest. We parked around the corner and looked back and the copper was parked where we were, shining his torch around looking very confused.

It was like it was Wiggum saying, 'Shit, its one of those ghost cars again!!' Someone said that and we all laughed our asses off for 10 minutes cos we were stoned. Then we drove off, happy ending. Normally you get busted in real life.

I have no idea why I typed all that out

[The Notorious LOL]

a couple months back when me and the missus went to go pick up her bike from the shop we cut across the Plymouth Avenue Bridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Avenue_Bridge), which separates a wealthy professional neighborhood, and a neighborhood thats been rough for 70 years that gets progressively worse every year...someone was shot outside of the Police Department at 10 AM on a Sunday for frame of reference.

Anyway, as we crossed the bridge from the good neighborhood into the shithole, dead center in the middle of the bridge was this Fred Sanford lookin dude, laying down on the sidewalk, 4 PM, chugging a bottle of whiskey. Its like once he tried to cross it there was some sort of invisible forcefield that kept him from going to the nice neighborhood and he was the marker point indicating you're in the bad area. The whole thing totally reminded me of a shitty movie or TV show.

[Randetica]

i dont do such things but i also dont take drugs so..

[paul jones]

I was watching a bit of Rambo 3 last night and there was that bit where Rambo and the other bloke took on a million blokes and helicopters and tanks

amazing!

[Praying Mantis]

In college, my appartment had a block party. about 3 0r 3:30 am party over people leaving except this one dude who nobody knew. He was passed out on our floor and wouldn't move. Tried to wake him up, started cursing at us and all. So we decided to get a condom, fill it with lotion pull his pants down and stick it with a pencil near his rim. took a pic of him. and just went it to our rooms slept..waited whatever. Around 6:00 am we hear some stirring, him screaming and our front door open and slam shut. Never seen dude again. This was about 11 years ago.

[Dorothy Wood]

I've seen the sharpie thing, but never taken part because I think it's mean. it's fuckin funny though, so I never protest. ha. LOL@overalls

[jabumbo]

one time at a party this dude,who is kind of a jerk, pretended to pass out. presumably to try and see what people would say about him. well after saying some crap, they decided to write all over his face and arms with a sharpie.

after they all had a good laugh from that, about a half hour later after they had stopped talking about it, he just got up and left without saying anything, and nobody ever says anything about it when he is around.

[Caribou]

Last week I went to an island party and there was lots of booze and a huge campfire, and we were burning lots of weird stuff all night.
Then after a while we decided to go swimming, but none of us had swim clothes so we just swam in our undies. The water was freezing and our pants were wet, so we spent about 2 hours with our butts pointing towards a campfire trying to get our pants dry. And occasionaly turning our fronts to the fire to make marshmellow biscuit sandwiches.
Only 1 person didn't go swimming and he was asleep in his tent, communicating by farts.
The next morning the guys looked for more stuff to burn, and basically everything on the entire island went onto the fire. Including my tent, which the guys had jumped on and ran through with an axe pretending to be Jack Nicholson in The Shining. We watched it burn and ate more Marshmellow biscuits (tasty breakfast) and checked the 'soup' we made, which included sausages, batteries, mustard, bits of tent, garlic bread and wee.

[BangkokB]

One time me and 3 friends of mine were dosed heavy and it started out as a joke but we ended up burning the high school down. It was eye shot from the golf course we were watching shooting moons but pretty rad none the less

and the security guard, that security guard. God bless him he tried to put a 4 prong fires out with the red fire extinguishers LOL

I hope there's a statute of limitations for arson: If not there should be

[cosmo105]

one time at a party this dude,who is kind of a jerk, pretended to pass out. presumably to try and see what people would say about him. well after saying some crap, they decided to write all over his face and arms with a sharpie.

after they all had a good laugh from that, about a half hour later after they had stopped talking about it, he just got up and left without saying anything, and nobody ever says anything about it when he is around.

hahaha.

my "movie" stories are all about romance and gooshiness. :o

[ET]

Eh, the one that comes to mind is about a party and a girl in an incredibly attractive looking leather French maid outfit and about me finding out later that she was underage. But this didn't happen while in bed after taking her virginity or anything... which would have been funnier. :(