i think i'm getting slightly bigger

[Bob]

i've been working out for the past 2 months or so, and i realize that it takes months and months, maybe years before you really start to SEE results, but i dunno, i think i'm getting bigger. what's happening is, i've been bumping into things lately. like i'm walking through a doorway that i've walked through a thousand times before, only i bump my shoulder against the frame. it's as if i'm slightly wider than i'm used to being, i dunno, i'm going with it.

and the other day i was looking in the mirror, and i'm pretty sure i saw an ab. an ab! ha! how great is that? it's like, i'm not a skinny nerd anymore, now i'm a skinny nerd that goes to the gym regularly

[The Notorious LOL]

stop getting cocky

[Bob]

fuck you how much you bench

could bench you i bet

[cosmo105]

about a month ago i found out i was 5 pounds lighter than i thought i was, and an inch and a half shorter. there must be some telekinetic matter exchange going on here, and not even in a sexy way :(

[Bob]

if there's a way for telekinetic matter exchange not to be sexy, i don't wanna hear about it

[beastieangel01]

ahaha

Bob. it's your birthday. if you are up this late you need to be out somewhere.

do I need to drink a virtual drink with you? has it really come to this?

[Bob]

it's a thursday i dunno

[beastieangel01]

that doesn't matter. I'm going to e-throw my bottle of vodka at you.

[paul jones]

I watched Sealab 2021 the other night on adult swim and there was a character in the classroom called Fattass McBlobbicus

[-T-]

Whats your workout routine?