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Bob
07-12-2007, 06:07 PM
and as a follow up question for you, what's santa claus like in real life

kleptomaniac
07-12-2007, 06:11 PM
i've had root beer and that doesn't have any alcohol in it. :p

Frank Black
07-12-2007, 06:20 PM
i've had kaliber and it is was like a soda-water shandy, but even more bland than that. some pals were like "hey look this four pack is wellll cheap!" and then we found out why.

paul jones
07-12-2007, 06:28 PM
non alcoholic beer is just a waste of money,WHY would you drink it if it didn't get you drunk

insanity

Randetica
07-12-2007, 06:34 PM
root beer is the only beer i drink

Bob
07-12-2007, 06:40 PM
i've had kaliber and it is was like a soda-water shandy, but even more bland than that. some pals were like "hey look this four pack is wellll cheap!" and then we found out why.

four pack? the hell's the point of a four pack

Frank Black
07-12-2007, 07:20 PM
four pack is how they come in britain. cheaper mate. then in 6s, 8s, 16s, 24s, and so on.

Bob
07-12-2007, 07:22 PM
yeah but you can't get drunk off 4 beers

they might as well be non-alcoholic

marsdaddy
07-12-2007, 07:28 PM
I haven't but I've been tempted. I do drink decaf coffee after dinner in a fancy restaurant. Years ago I learned, it's all decaf.

Frank Black
07-12-2007, 07:29 PM
my pa was a non-alcoholic. raised me real good.

Otis Driftwood
07-13-2007, 12:59 AM
yeah but you can't get drunk off 4 beers

they might as well be non-alcoholic
You tell that to a copper, tough boy!
I only had one brand of non-alcoholic so far, it was ok, but kinda weird. It works as a surrogate to food that goes well with beer though.

befsquire
07-13-2007, 01:02 AM
i have never tried it. as paul jones said, i really don't see the point.

i'm sure it serves some purpose to someone though, otherwise no one would brew it.

b i o n i c
07-13-2007, 01:25 AM
drinking non-alcoholic beer is like smoking a cigarette through one of those filter cigarette holder things. after a little of that, you just want to toss it and have five of the real thing.

ms.peachy
07-13-2007, 02:55 AM
I drank loads of it when I was pregnant. Why? Because I had massive cravings for beer, basically. Becks makes a n/a beer that I have to say is pretty decent.

I have also drunk n/a beer when I was taking antibiotics and so couldn't have alcohol, but it was in the heat of summer and I fancied having a nice cold beer.

So, there are two reasons for ya right there.

tracky
07-13-2007, 02:57 AM
fuck this non alchoholic beer shit

bob, you got layed yet?

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 08:13 AM
I drank loads of it when I was pregnant. Why? Because I had massive cravings for beer, basically. Becks makes a n/a beer that I have to say is pretty decent.





Yeah? That's maybe good to know.

I haven't had any because I assumed it would just be like imitation regular beer, like how artificial strawberry just really can't substitute for strawberry.

I drink decaf coffee and maybe would have n/a beer because I like the taste of those things, kind of like what you're saying. I don't drink those things ONLY to get the buzz -- I like how good coffee tastes, I like how good beer tastes. That's why I've never understood the point of the "what's the point?" argument: are these folks saying they're drinking beer only for the alcohol content? 'cause if you don't like the flavor, man, there's TONS of other ways to ingest alcohol.

Maybe they're also only eating chocolate cake for the calories or something. The chocolate taste is just something you put up with.

But if I'm not drinking alcohol, there's probably a good reason (feeble attempt at sobriety), so I'm not sure I'd tease myself with n/a beer except under certain circumstances. And it'd probably be asking for trouble.

QueenAdrock
07-13-2007, 08:19 AM
Legally, in the US, beers containing up to 0.5% alcohol by volume (ABV) can be called non-alcoholic. So you can still get drunk off of 'non-alcoholic' beer, depending on the type you get, and how much you drink.

I had some when I was 13, at a New Year's party. We thought we were being grown-up and classy. :rolleyes:

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 08:28 AM
That would've called for wine coolers. :D

Yeti
07-13-2007, 08:37 AM
I usually have a couple of O'Doul's, play air guitar and then I have a romp with my rubber sex doll......that is if I don't start daydreaming first.

DandyFop
07-13-2007, 09:27 AM
I've never had it, no. A guy that used to come into the steakhouse I worked at would always get that with his prime rib. I don't know if he was LDS but liked fake beer or something. Who knows.

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 09:44 AM
We'll take your word for it.

Otis Driftwood
07-13-2007, 10:07 AM
argument: are these folks saying they're drinking beer only for the alcohol content? 'cause if you don't like the flavor, man, there's TONS of other ways to ingest alcohol.

A very good point, unfortunately the young is overdosing on breezers and stuff. Just look at those sugar-rotten teeth, yeesh!

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 10:11 AM
Start with decent vodka from the freezer. Mix with your favorite juice if necessary. Put the car keys where you'll never reach them again for a couple days.

QueenAdrock
07-13-2007, 12:12 PM
That's why I've never understood the point of the "what's the point?" argument: are these folks saying they're drinking beer only for the alcohol content? 'cause if you don't like the flavor, man, there's TONS of other ways to ingest alcohol.

Beer isn't my favorite, but it sure is the cheapest! $4 pints > $8 mixed drinks. Oh and if it's happy hour - then it's only $2 a bottle!

I get drunk pretty easily too, so beer is usually the best option for me.

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 12:14 PM
Canned heat
Canned heat is killin' me

QueenAdrock
07-13-2007, 12:23 PM
I'd probably die if I ever had everclear.

Jack Daniels is my homeboy, though.

QueenAdrock
07-13-2007, 12:33 PM
My friend's boyfriend broke up with her a while back and she solved her problems with everclear shots.

Yes, plural. :-/

cookiepuss
07-13-2007, 01:37 PM
non-alcoholic beer is for people who enjoy pissing alot.

ms.peachy
07-13-2007, 03:07 PM
non-alcoholic beer is for people who enjoy pissing alot.
Well, as I said, I was pregnant, so that was happening anyway.

BangkokB
07-13-2007, 03:50 PM
that's like smoking pot that's missing the THC