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Otis Driftwood
07-13-2007, 12:41 PM
a) your own skin? Someone else's?
b) Scabs?
c) Ear wax?
d) Boogers?
e) Hair?
f) Pubes?

a) Yes, but it tasted like nothing at all. Boring. The Austin Powers skin eating scene is very disturbing nonetheless.
b) Those are kinda nice but I spit'em out after some chewing.
c) Hell no!
d) see c
e) Chewed on some of my gfs hair. Didn't taste so good. Hard to swallow. Some folks have a derangement or somesuch which compells them to eat lots and lots of hair. This can cause great pain, as the hair forms giant hairballs in their stomachs, requiring surgery.
f) Dental Floss! :D

cookiepuss
07-13-2007, 01:35 PM
ugh. barf Otis! WTF?:mad:

Otis Driftwood
07-13-2007, 01:37 PM
WTF? I didn't even include Joel's alternative choice! :cool:

cookiepuss
07-13-2007, 01:39 PM
0h... well in that case thank a bunch!(y):cool:



I don't feel so well....

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 01:50 PM
Sometimes when I'm scanning, I get Otis and Cookie mixed up because their avatars look kinda samey to me.

cookiepuss
07-13-2007, 01:51 PM
that's cause we're in the same movie.;)

abcdefz
07-13-2007, 01:55 PM
Everybody with hair looks alike to me.

Randetica
07-13-2007, 03:05 PM
this should be in the cooking forum

-T-
07-13-2007, 03:37 PM
a) I have tasted it
b) ^^^
c) ^^^
d) When I was little
e) gave it a taste
f) Lets not get into that

FYI I did not actually eat any of this stuff.

-T-
07-13-2007, 03:45 PM
Some folks have a derangement or somesuch which compells them to eat lots and lots of hair. This can cause great pain, as the hair forms giant hairballs in their stomachs, requiring surgery.



I know a kid who was like that. From 6th grade until 9th grade he had that problem. He had very short hair but there were always large patches missing. You would see him pick it out and eat it. That had to suck.

insertnamehere
07-13-2007, 07:18 PM
what movie are they from?

i frequently eat my own skin. well, i bite my nails like crazy and swallow that sometimes, but then also i chew on the skin around the nails and on the cuticles and swallow that sometimes.

i have inadvertantly tasted ear wax from scratching in my ear and later biting said nail. earwax is strange and disgusting. when i was little i would put my hair in my mouth and chew it sometimes but not actually eat it. like, you know, while it was still attached to my head. i have never had boogers or scabs, well unless you count when you're sick and you do that snorty thing to clear you nose and you get grossness in your moth, then i guess i have. and i have gotten someone else's pubes in my mouth. so i guess thats a yes to everything except the scabs.

ericlee
07-13-2007, 11:26 PM
There is nothing wrong with recycling.

*peels huge callous from bottom of foot and eats*

That hit the spot.