I can eat 50 eggs...

[Suavee-Bolo]

Nobody can eat 50 eggs!

[Suavee-Bolo]

I thought it was a nice round number . . .

[SB00774]

If we're gonna talk eggs it's gotta be ovals guys, not rounds.

[DeeJayZap]

i can eat 50 cadbury cream eggs :o

[Freebasser]

I can eat 50 eggs over a 50 day period.

[Suavee-Bolo]

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

[Suavee-Bolo]

What's your dirt doin' in Boss Keene's ditch?

[Bob]

eatin the eggs boss

[Suavee-Bolo]

shakin' the tree boss

[paul jones]

it's 6.37 a.m. and I'm reading an egg boast(y)

[Suavee-Bolo]

He's the champeen hog-gut of this camp.
Hell, I seen him eat ten choc'lat bars and seven cold drinks in fifteen minutes.
He kin eat busted bottles and rusty nails, any damn thing.
If you'd so kindly oblige as to let me cut off your yankee head, he'd even eat that.

[Suavee-Bolo]

There is no playing grabass or fighting in the building.
You got a grudge against another man you can fight him Saturday afternoon.
Any man playing grabass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

[Bob]

what we have here is a failure to communicate

[Suavee-Bolo]

That's Lucille, you mullethead!
Any girl so innocent and built like that gotta be named Lucille.

[befsquire]

i'm glad that i will never be in a position where it seems boastful to talk about eating eggs.

who would even think that's a cool thing to claim? only a boy.

[Suavee-Bolo]

Cool Hand Luke was no boy,

He's a natural born world shaker!

[roosta]

i dont eat eggs myself, so have never eaten 50 of them, but surely the average egg eater has eaten much more than 50 eggs? I mean, if you ate only one a week you'd have eaten 50 in a year...

[Praying Mantis]

Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.


Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

[HEIRESS]

my love for Robert Redford and Steve Mcqueen take a distant second and third place when it comes to my love for Paul Newman

[abcdefz]

My understanding is that Newman actually did eat the 50 eggs.

[abcdefz]

my love for Robert Redford and Steve Mcqueen take a distant second and third place when it comes to my love for Paul Newman



REDFORD!?

Newman, McQueen, REDFORD!?


Talk about standing on the shoulders of giants.

[abcdefz]

Though, to be fair, Newman never directed a movie as great as Quiz Show. (y)

[HEIRESS]

newman can eat my eggs anytime...

[HEIRESS]

pffffffffft directing skills pfffffffffffffft (http://www.lashonhara.net/img/2004/paul_newman.jpg)

[abcdefz]

Not while Joanne is still warm.

[abcdefz]

pffffffffft directing skills pfffffffffffffft (http://www.lashonhara.net/img/2004/paul_newman.jpg)



Obviously he was hired for his talent.

[DIGI]

He's got some bitchin' salad dressing, too.

[HEIRESS]

I still need to head stateside and pick up a whole case of newman's caesar vinegrette cause they dont sell it in canada anymore

oh god, that shit is so divine.

urghghghgllllleeeeee.....

[abcdefz]

...is it "Pa" and "Nellie"? Something like that.

One of the fast food chains here actually switched to Newman's for their dressing.

[HEIRESS]

naw we get all the flavours EXCEPT that one

its homogay :(