new board couple...

[kll]

i would like to introduce kleptomaniac to gday.joel... i think you guys would make a nice couple

[Kid Presentable]

isn't joel gay?

[kll]

isn't joel gay?



ohmygosh. umm. i didn't know...


since they are both in obsession with adam yauch, i thought they'd make a great couple...

[Suavee-Bolo]

that's perfect, because this thread is also GHEY

[kll]

guess what?


yep.


cut your penis off.

[kleptomaniac]

i would like to introduce kleptomaniac to gday.joel... i think you guys would make a nice couple

awwwww that's sweet of you to try to set us up but my heart belongz 2 yauch 4evaaaaa! :):p;):D:o

[kll]

yauch does have better neckties... that's for sure...

[ericlee]

Whatever, woman. As I said before and I'll say again...

It will never, ever be erickllee. Never.

[kll]

quit avoiding my advances.

[Bob]

yauch does have better neckties... that's for sure...

so THAT'S what joel was trying to do in that picture

[kll]

who can really say for sure?

[ericlee]

quit avoiding my advances.

Whew, yeah that was getting old..

Lemme pee first and I'll be right wit ya.

[kll]

yeah. aight...




















ok, kid p... you were right:
I would totally suck one off while giving the other two handjobs backstage.

[ToucanSpam]

Does anyone else think Joel made a type error when he registered under that name?

[insertnamehere]

no, using periods instead of other punctuation is hip and modern. like giving a phone number like this 555.5555 instead of like this 555-5555. or how those europeans use periods instead of commas in really big numbers.

[Bob]

i think toucanspam was calling you gay

[beastieangel01]

matchmaker matchmaker let's make a match

I wonder if kll were in charge of matchmaking for this board if the relationships would really work. Something tells me that they might.

[ggirlballa]

joel and dana hmmmm i think its possible(y)

[Randetica]

i hope klepto is open minded enough to kiss someone who uses his own mouth as a toilet

[kll]

TAL and inh may be good together. she claims she requires a lot of attention and he's got time to spare.

do you like to play nurse?

hmmm...

[kll]

i'm also thinking that since both are extremely busy - dandy and bob should hook up for one weekend only. offer good with beard only.

[insertnamehere]

TAL and inh may be good together. she claims she requires a lot of attention and he's got time to spare.

do you like to play nurse?

hmmm...

i did get one of those stripper costumes from a porn store before. it wasnt a nurse though, it was more of a gangster type outfit, so a nurse wouldn't be entirely out. does TAL have a thing for nurses?

[insertnamehere]

hey, tal's 34. you should probably take ages into account when you do these things.

[-T-]

I doubt Joel's a full blown homo but the possibility of bisexuality exist. I just think he thrives on the reactions he can get out of people.

[kll]

hey, tal's 34. you should probably take ages into account when you do these things.

you're 20 now. no biggie to date a 30-something. :cool:

[insertnamehere]

an older man could offer me the the security and stability that my life is currently lacking. also, im incredibly submissive and indecisive, and an older man might be more likely to take on the role of fearless leader in our relationship.... hmmmmm......

[kll]

hmmm...

[insertnamehere]

hmmmm?

[g-mile7]

awwwww that's sweet of you to try to set us up but my heart belongz 2 yauch 4evaaaaa! :):p;):D

Its very distrubing that so many young girls hearts belong 2 Yaunch :(

[insertnamehere]

he really must make it hard on you guys

[TAL]

Hi there!

[Bob]

yauch?! oh, it's just you

[insertnamehere]

he keeps doing that. answered for yauch in the post i made in the cooking forum too.

[kll]

looks like he's just proving that he's at your fingertips...

[insertnamehere]

anyway i thought you were trying to set me up with mike yauchovitz. you can't be indecisive like this when you're toying with people's lives.

[DandyFop]

i'm also thinking that since both are extremely busy - dandy and bob should hook up for one weekend only. offer good with beard only.

What say you bob? I promise to be gentle (at first)

We can totally bone and shout lines from the office and mr. show at each other. It will be quite romantic, next to a stack of empty pabst cans.

The next morning as you shave your beard again for law purposes, I'll sheepishly walk up to you in just a sheet, you know like in the movies, and then I'll be like "what's up nigga?"

[kll]

What say you bob? I promise to be gentle (at first)

We can totally bone and shout lines from the office and mr. show at each other. It will be quite romantic, next to a stack of empty pabst cans.

The next morning as you shave your beard again for law purposes, I'll sheepishly walk up to you in just a sheet, you know like in the movies, and then I'll be like "what's up nigga?"

this seduction scene is so killer...

[Bob]

What say you bob? I promise to be gentle (at first)

We can totally bone and shout lines from the office and mr. show at each other. It will be quite romantic, next to a stack of empty pabst cans.

The next morning as you shave your beard again for law purposes, I'll sheepishly walk up to you in just a sheet, you know like in the movies, and then I'll be like "what's up nigga?"

get ready for 45 seconds in paradise, baby

[ggirlballa]

get ready for 45 seconds in paradise, baby

then a pause then dissapointment then some akwardness

[cmute_rhyme]

then a pause then dissapointment then some akwardness

My wife has that feeling the once a month that she lets me have sex with her. Even my hand gets disappointed in my pre-detonation.

[jabumbo]

get ready for 45 seconds in paradise, baby

i didn't know you liked meat loaf (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/meat+loaf/45+seconds+of+ecstasy_20091343.html), bob

[miss soul fire]

I though t everyone liked Yauch!

[Bob]

i didn't know you liked meat loaf (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/meat+loaf/45+seconds+of+ecstasy_20091343.html), bob

well...how do you like that

[skra75]

Dana O'Hara oh, Dana my dear,
How I wish that my Dana was here
Little Dana O'Hara decided one day
to travel away, faraway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdwCU_vIz-A)

I think my roomate for Comic Con likes that song.

:(

the white face girl with a red contact and bloody eye makeup made me lol

[-T-]

Joel are you progressively enlarging your signature or something?

[Otis Driftwood]

No, his sig is just becoming more and more aroused! :D
And man, am I happy I turned them sigs off!

[-T-]

hmm interesting.

[Randetica]

jabumbo & adam_f (y)

[jabumbo]

woah now. where you getting your information, girlie?

[Randetica]

woah now. where you getting your information, girlie?

your boardy language told me :o