Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

[Drederick Tatum]

sounds like they're getting some good data (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_multiple_stab_wounds_may_be).

[QueenAdrock]

I love The Onion.

[Tompz]

probably more difficult stabbing a turtle

now that's a study i'd like to see

[abcdefz]

*rolls turtle over*

[abcdefz]

...so much for the exciting conclusion of Entourage. :(

[Drederick Tatum]

I love The Onion.

I've been hesitant to watch their new tv news segments, but the headline on this one was too good to pass up. and thankfully, the story backed it up. the girlfriend, of course, could not see what was funny, but she's German and, I suspect, mildly retarded.

"there was a control group that was not stabbed, this group was merely punched."

haha

[Frank Black]

'coming up next - are there bullets in your body'

[TurdBerglar]

just imagine holding a spastic monkey by the scruff of the neck and bopping him in the face a coupld hundred times while he's wildly spinning beneath your hand.