your mother should know, your mother should...

[HEIRESS]

so I work with this girl
who every EVERY lunch hour, goes out to her car in the parking lot
starts it up
turns on the air conditioning
lights up a cigarrette
and then sits in her car talking on her cell phone while smoking and basking in the air conditioning

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[abcdefz]

It's really really wrong that I hate this girl already.

[Tompz]

she's probably a bed-smoker too

[QueenAdrock]

Didn't you have a coworker that used to go and get it on in her car during her lunch break? I remember someone talking about a slutty coworker. Maybe it was Sarky.

[HEIRESS]

Id rather she went and had sex during her lunch hours, atleast it wouldnt be contributing to global warming...well maybe a bit methane-wise if there was alot of queefing going on during the deed.

[b i o n i c]

what does she look like? tell the bitch to get stand outside and smoke like a normal person.

i can't stand people with work-lunch rituals, im serious.

[abcdefz]

i can't stand people with work-lunch rituals, im serious.


:confused:

[b i o n i c]

people who HAVE to have it a certain way to for the rest of the day. when they have to do the same thing every day, or their whole day is fucked.
this thread just reminded me of that

[Kid Presentable]

are you thinking of letting off her handbrake and pushing the car into traffic? if so, that's a bit extreme don't you think?

[b i o n i c]

no, slip some sardines into her a/c vents, wait a couple of days and enjoy the show.

[DIGI]

i can't stand people with work-lunch rituals, im serious.

This is the dumbest shit ever. Let me guess, instead of eating a sandwich, you like to go base jumping on your lunch break?


Whatever, dude.

[b i o n i c]

no, just the people who go bumbleshit when they don't have lunch at exactly 1:30 because they'll miss the tuna salad on white with the crusts cut off


anchovies in the front a/c vents. stink by lunchtime.

[HEIRESS]

my lunchhour routine involves avoiding everyone I work with.

[b i o n i c]

^thats more like it.

the outside holes, those slots below the windshield.

[Dorothy Wood]

I used to sit in my car with the A/C on, listening to music during my lunch hour when I was a preschool teacher in cincinnati. sorry. :(

I don't drive a car anymore though. the wind is my air conditioning.

[skra75]

...well maybe a bit methane-wise if there was alot of queefing going on during the deed.

woah! gross tmi :( : /

[HEIRESS]

BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY

[insertnamehere]

Queefs wouldn't actually produce methane, it's just air. Penis accidentally pushes are in, pressure builds, penis squishes air out, pppppt. No methane. Aren't you a biologist?

[HEIRESS]

sure am, I just dont edit every entry on urbandictionary.com

[insertnamehere]

What's urban dictionary got to do with anything?

[beastieangel01]

I like to roll down the windows and take naps sometimes!