I know a man named Pierre

[insertnamehere]

I work with him. One of the most responsible, upstanding people I've met working at a shitty minimum wage-esqu food service job. Actually he has a real grown up job and just works at my place 2 or 3 nights a week for some extra cash. But that's not the point.

I asked about his name, in the deep south of the US there aren't many (any?) Pierre's. Apparently, his parents were French Canadian, moved down here while his mom was pregnant, had him, and didn't realize that we don't use that name.

It must have really sucked for him growing up. Especially middle school.

[abcdefz]

Didn't we name a city in East Dakota after him?

[insertnamehere]

South Dakota, Pierre is the capital. I know from the 5th grade project I did on South Dakota.

[abcdefz]

Nnnnnnoooo.... I'm thinking East Dakota. Northeast, maybe, but I think it's East.

[skra75]

Great, now I have that Carole King song in my head. Thanks alot.

[Otis Driftwood]

I know a midget called Lolita Oral. I wish Cmute's name was Lolita Oral.

[ms.peachy]

I slept with a guy named Pierre once. He gave me crabs. Dirty frog motherfucker.:mad:

[Otis Driftwood]

You call so many assholes one day you'll get mouth craps. Better strap a condom over that receiver!

[Knuckles]

I thought this was going to be a limerick thread. :(


Peachy once knew a man named Pierre
Who made her feel special "down there"
But that damn dirty frog
Was filthy just like a hog
And he gave her itchy pubic hair

[ms.peachy]

Ha, ha, that's great (y)

Although he really didn't make me feel that 'special'; he was a rather rubbish lay actually, so the crabs thing was just like TOTAL insult to injury.

[Otis Driftwood]

From the spider's thread: I wish my name was Usambara orange baboon tarantula Pterinochilus sp.
Lol, I have a friend from Iran named Usama (bear). He changed his name after 9/11 to Joseph...
Anyway, orange baboon sounds like a nasty assed tarantula.

[fucktopgirl]

load of Pierre in Québec!!

[insertnamehere]

From the spider's thread: I wish my name was Usambara orange baboon tarantula Pterinochilus sp.
Lol, I have a friend from Iran named Usama (bear). He changed his name after 9/11 to Joseph...
Anyway, orange baboon sounds like a nasty assed tarantula.

sad he felt the need to change his name. i can see how that would get you a lot of bullshit though. i can understand why he did it. it just sucks that other people made him feel the need to

[hitmonlee]

my housemates name is pierre. i think he is the only pierre i know, although i do know a jean-pierre, we call him JP. fascinating stuff.

[Yeti]

My wife's cousin is married to a guy named Pierre. They live in Paris and just had a baby girl named Eloise. They visited us when we lived in Florida. Pierre did lots of nodding since his English is not so good. We went to their wedding and it was a great all night affair. The Pierre I know is a good man. I want to go back to Paris for a visit and chill by the Seine.