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TOY
07-18-2007, 07:51 AM
I finally got a new job as an "artist", but pay is so low. The new up in wage doesn't effect it either because the shop houses less than 10 employees.

Anyway, I've been hunting high and low for a second job. NOBODY will fucking hire me. I'm either inexperienced or considered some sort of liability to the company (at my previous employer, I made a shitload of $$ $, which I should've lied about on my applications but didn't because I'm a moron).

Some places have called me in for interviews. I leave thinking "YAHHH, I GOTZ DUH JOB" but.. No. :"(


My friend tries to coach me on what to say/how to say it. The answers I'm SUPPOSED to give are real corny/typical/brown-nosey, so I haven't exactly taken the advice.

For example: If I'm asked "If you could be any animal, what would you be?" Answer: A Beaver- 'cause they're hard workers, and work in teams or whatever.


Yeah. I don't know.

Praying Mantis
07-18-2007, 08:00 AM
tell them you dont want to be an animal. Tell them you would rather be a piece of sports equipment....like a mens/ladies bicycle seat. That will ensure you dont get the job however. Dont conform.