I have a crush on the mail man.

[TOY]

He's young, and kinda walks like a dork, but a hot dork with a chain wallet and cute hairs.

He small-talks with me when I leave for work while he eats lunch in his truck down the street. I would like him to touch my no-no child someday.

How can I pursue the mail man?

[Rock]

I'm sure its every mail man's dream to bang someone while on his route. Take charge...just take him in the house and work it. If he delivers the mail to your door answer the door nekkid...he will get the hint.

*insert mail man putting mail in your box joke here*

[abcdefz]

Dear TOY,

Print out this thread and show it to the
mail carrier.

--Abby

[paul jones]

ask him to give you a special delivery sometime

[b i o n i c]

leave a note that says "package in the rear" and wait out back in the appropriate position

[paul jones]

actually when I was a postman,years ago,sometimes I would knock at a door with a recorded delivery and have some nice women with just a towel round them cos I'd called just as they were getting out of the shower.

they didn't invite me in though

[TOY]

I would invite him in, but our mailbox is underneath the porch. It's like a dock setup or something.


Maybe I could make him lunch! Hot lunch :p

[paul jones]

I would invite him in, but our mailbox is underneath the porch. It's like a dock setup or something.


Maybe I could make him lunch! Hot lunch :p

yeah,go on, make his day(y)

[b i o n i c]

leave him a letter, of course.

phone number, or just to ring twice if youre home.