lol i have gastroenteritis again

[Bob]

i got it around the same time last year, too, this is fucked up

i know it happened around the same time because shortly after i got over it, cosmo posted the guts and glory thing and i was motivated to make a donation suddenly

now it's back, that's just great

[insertnamehere]

what does gastroenteritis do? it sounds pretty unpleasant. and how long did it take to get better the first time? it sounds like a job for bismuth to me. that fixes everything.

once my tummy got sick and every time i ate something i pooped it out like 15 mins after i started eating, and it looked pretty much exactly like what i ate except with some biley looking liquid mixed in. it was weird. and my mom didn't believe me cause she said that wasnt possible, but she didnt see my poop, and i did, and it was the same food. i dont know if it would even be proper to call it poop.

[insertnamehere]

Dear Bob,
I made you a get well picture with artpad, but it won't give me a link to the picture for some reason, so I can't give it to you. It definetly would have made you feel better though. There was a happy squirrel eating an acorn, and at the top it said get well soon, and then there was a side note letting you know that the squirrel was unrelated to anything. So just imagine that.

Kisses,
INH

[Bob]

what does gastroenteritis do? it sounds pretty unpleasant. and how long did it take to get better the first time? it sounds like a job for bismuth to me. that fixes everything.

once my tummy got sick and every time i ate something i pooped it out like 15 mins after i started eating, and it looked pretty much exactly like what i ate except with some biley looking liquid mixed in. it was weird. and my mom didn't believe me cause she said that wasnt possible, but she didnt see my poop, and i did, and it was the same food. i dont know if it would even be proper to call it poop.

it's not unlike what you described, only the poop doesn't look like the food i just ate. basically, whenever i eat something, i have to run to the bathroom every 15 minutes, and sometimes it can be a horrible painful struggle in there. and it's very...well i don't want to get into details really, but it's like diarrhea, only worse. and i have to go every 15 minutes for probably a few hours.

it doesn't affect my appetite though, which is unfortunate, because the only time my stomach feels ok is when i don't eat anything. but if i don't eat anything i get hungry. apparently toast is an ok food to eat, so i'm gonna do that. the key, they say, is to stay hydrated. but not too hydrated! you have to drink a slow sip of water every couple of minutes. if you have too much, it overwhelms your stomach and you throw up or something. also i have a fever and i can't sleep

last time i think it lasted about 5 days. it kind of sucks, i have work to do this weekend, but i don't want to go to school, because i don't want to be more than 15 minutes away from a bathroom at any point in time

[Suavee-Bolo]

that shit blows man.

[Bob]

it's more of a squirt

[ericlee]

Dude, all I know is I ate some seaweed salad today.

I farted and it reeked so damn bad that it was as if the Swamp Thing freakin goatseed my ass, jumped out and velched all over the place.

It was the weirdest smelling fart that I've ever smelled.

[insertnamehere]

does the poop look exactly like whatever food you consumed 15 minutes previously? maybe i had gastroenteritis. i just prepared myself for the fact that i would have to poo immediately after (or while) eating, and so i only ate while i was at home

hope you feel better, bob-o. did you like your theoretical picture?

[ericlee]

it's not unlike what you described, only the poop doesn't look like the food i just ate. basically, whenever i eat something, i have to run to the bathroom every 15 minutes, and sometimes it can be a horrible painful struggle in there. and it's very...well i don't want to get into details really, but it's like diarrhea, only worse. and i have to go every 15 minutes for probably a few hours.

it doesn't affect my appetite though, which is unfortunate, because the only time my stomach feels ok is when i don't eat anything. but if i don't eat anything i get hungry. apparently toast is an ok food to eat, so i'm gonna do that. the key, they say, is to stay hydrated. but not too hydrated! you have to drink a slow sip of water every couple of minutes. if you have too much, it overwhelms your stomach and you throw up or something. also i have a fever and i can't sleep

last time i think it lasted about 5 days. it kind of sucks, i have work to do this weekend, but i don't want to go to school, because i don't want to be more than 15 minutes away from a bathroom at any point in time

You've just described the same damn thing that I've been through a couple of times. I had no clue as to what caused it. I was just thinking I got a hold of some bad food.

[Bob]

does the poop look exactly like whatever food you consumed 15 minutes previously? maybe i had gastroenteritis. i just prepared myself for the fact that i would have to poo immediately after (or while) eating, and so i only ate while i was at home

hope you feel better, bob-o. did you like your theoretical picture?

it basically looks like sand

i liked the picture but it made me think of eating

You've just described the same damn thing that I've been through a couple of times. I had no clue as to what caused it. I was just thinking I got a hold of some bad food.

i have no idea what causes it either. according to wikipedia, it can be caused by infection with bacteria, viruses, or other parasites, or less commonly reactions to new foods or medications

so basically, anything :confused:

[insertnamehere]

when my dogs have upset tummies they eat some grass. then they poop out all the grass then they are better. maybe you should eat grass.

except one time jack got the grass leaves stuck in his bum after all the poo came out and i had to pull the leaves out. with my hand covered, of course.

[Suavee-Bolo]

Could it be caused by a baby spider egg being incubated in a persons ear?

[cosmo105]

it's probably just food poisoning. stay hydrated, take it easy, ride it out.

[ggirlballa]

squirting sand out, wow and ewww

[venusvenus123]

go see a specialist. or is that too expensive in your country? :/

i had a recurrent gastro thingamey this year and last year. both times i couldn't eat anything tho as each time i ate, i suffered pains for six hours or so. anyway, i've been to see a specialist at the hospital (NHS NHS NHS!!!) and they're ummm looking into it.

it could be just bad luck, but it could also be an inflamed gut or something (i mean for you) and it's best to get it looked into.