What's cracking, ball-fondlers?

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't come here much anymore because it is boring. :(

[mikizee]

Sorry don't have time to reply, Top Gear is on!!!!

[Otis Driftwood]

I don't come here much anymore because it is boring. :(
Uncomfortably disturbing is more like it. Well, post something then. Your cracked ass-crack or something. Aren't you vactioning now?

[paul jones]

I'm doing a mix tape for the car and it's taking ages

[yeahwho]

I don't come here much anymore because it is boring. :(
Whatya mean? Like "butt boring"?

[mikizee]

I've been given a new work phone, some palm treo windows mobile 'smartphone', and I fucking hate it. It wont connect to the net like it should and since I'm left handed the stylus is on the wrong side and everything is just wrong. WRONG. I have a nokia 6233 which kicks ass so now I have to work out how to move everything (pics, sounds, music, porn) off my microSD card onto my new phone, and nothing seems to be working.

First thing I'm gunna do when I get to work tomorrow is throw this stupid piece of crap phone at the boss's head.

It doesn't even have a fucking alarm clock!!!!!

[Randetica]

been too busy fondling my balls

go and play with slimm, you may become friends (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah, he's far too boring.

*yawns*

[DIGI]

Dude, it's only been 4 days since you've been here.










Oh, and Top Gear rules.(y)

[Randetica]

Nah, he's far too boring.

*yawns*

im just trying to force you both into a cage, probably would be boring for you but entertaining for us or atleast me

G fight!

[mikizee]

I just found the alarm clock

[Lex Diamonds]

At first I read that as "alarm cock"

and for a tiny moment this place wasn't boring anymore.

[mikizee]

I'll give YOU an alarm cock....

[Lex Diamonds]

If you insist, but my birthday's not til January so it'll have to be a Christmas present.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well done! I'm smoking a lot again at the moment after I quit for a while then relapsed. I've also started smoking more cigarettes after having 40/50-a-day on holiday (they were so cheap). But soon I will try and quit the cigs as the smoking ban makes it a major pain in the bum to have one at the pub.

[mikizee]

I couldn't quit pot cold turkey, I had to go on the THC patches

They helped alot.

[Randetica]

im thankful for the last pages of the family album and the rappers/mcs thread

[Jitters]

I'm thankful for..................

I'm an ungrateful jerk (n):(

[ggirlballa]

yea its been a little dull

the family album lately has been gold tho and the mc thread omg funny shit

stop smoking them cigs holmes! save your money and your organs, unless your gonna get hit by a bus then light up all ya want.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I would like to stop smoking, but not right now. Definitely some time in the next five years, when I build up the necessary levels of will-power/poverty.