Lindsay Lohan is Drunk

[Yeti]

Lohan makes Paris look like a clown. Over the weekend Lindsay posed with her alcohol ankle braclet while in a bikini........
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/popup?id=3161544
.....now, early this morning she was picked up for drunk driving and they found some coke. Party on Garth.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/24/lohan.arrest/index.html
Firecrotch!

Here is her mugshot photo....
http://www.tmz.com/

I guess her Leno appearance will be canceled tonight.

[mikizee]

And I have a massive penis

[abcdefz]

That's pretty sad. She's got a worse problem than I'd expect.

[abcdefz]

I think an ankle bracelet fetish is about to sweep the land.

I hope it gets the dust balls out of those difficult-to-reach areas.

[cookiepuss]

yeah. "cry for help" is an understatement.

See now, this is just dumb. Last I heard She turned herself in last week for previous drunk driving charges that occured a few months back. She was let out on her own recognisance and ordered to appear in court on Tuesday (i.e. today). So what does she do? Gets ANOTHER DUI on the morning of her court appearance. and ups the anti with cocaine possession.(y) what a rock star.

rehab is obviously a joke.:(


I guess the good news is this is all just in time for the release of her new movie. Yay Publicity! Good or bad it's keeping her in the news.

[Justin]

WOW she used to have really big breast and now she wears a training bra

[abcdefz]

What picture are you looking at, J? In the surfboard photo, she looks like she got her share.

[TimDoolan]

What a sloppy ho. Get a fuckin chauffeur ya rich bitch!

[checkyourprez]

she looked good in the ankle braclet pic. hey atleast shes no anorexic anymore.

[Otis Driftwood]

I guess the good news is this is all just in time for the release of her new movie. Yay Publicity! Good or bad it's keeping her in the news.
God help, you know way too much bout them 'lebs... :D
But it kinda figures, 'cause they could indeed hire a chauffeur like "Comme ca" and do coke while on the move. Yet somehow they all get caught "in possession" and serve a silly sentence far away from any jail dyke with a craving for the snatch... These people are too rich. Makes their head think dumb stuff...

[DIGI]

Yeah, she's dumb.


Hey Justin, where are you goin again?

[Parkey]

I've got a great Lohan story - from personal experience no less. I'm not telling though, but she was out of her skull at the time...

[Parkey]

So did she. Oh!

[cookiepuss]

I've got a great Lohan story - from personal experience no less. I'm not telling though, but she was out of her skull at the time...

haa haa. come on, ho-han wouldn't keep your secrets, why should you keep hers?

Spill it! (unless you signed some privacy disclosure contract barring you from speaking)

[Yeti]

I bet she could suck a tennis ball thru a garden hose.

[YoungRemy]

rehab is obviously a joke.:(



so is the alcohol monitoring anklet... SCRAM!

she was horrible in A Prairie Home Companion

[cookiepuss]

not only is Ho-han drunk, she's a fucking liar too....When Billy e-mailed Lohan asking if everything was OK and if there was anything she wanted him to get out there for her, she responded, "Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."




is there a rehab for denial????

[g-mile7]

Damn sucks for her.

[Parkey]

Testicles were in contact. Coke was involved. That is all I'm saying.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Parkey, you had better spill the beans in September!!

Seriously though, I'm not one to feel all sorry for fucked up celebs but i do feel for her. I can't help still thinking of her as that cute freckly redhead in The Parent Trap.

[cookiepuss]

she'd still be hella cute if she got her act together.

I'd feel more sorry for her if I didn't think she was such a lair. But honestly I've read statement's she's made in interviews and then read about her retracting it later, I've seen her say things on video to the tabloids about Paris Hilton hitting her and then seen her later say on video that she was just kidding and made it up. uh yeah whatever. she has no credibility whatsoever. maybe she's young and naive, but she comes off as a bitch to me.

and besides...every junkie that gets busted on cops says "officer that's not my crack pipe." "Well sir we found it in your pants pocket." "But officer, those aren't MY pants." "Sir, you were wearing them, would you like to explain why you're wearing someone elses pants?" etc.....

yeah the coke isn't hers. sure. she was framed. everyone is out to get lindsay.:rolleyes:

[g-mile7]

She sure gained alot of weight for being a Coke addict....must have just got back on the stuff

[Parkey]

Parkey, you had better spill the beans in September!!

Seriously though, I'm not one to feel all sorry for fucked up celebs but i do feel for her. I can't help still thinking of her as that cute freckly redhead in The Parent Trap.

Oh, I will... It's a good 'un!