I hate how people think all the chuck norris shit

[Rock]

is funny or bad ass these days or whatever, but this made me laugh.

http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/index.htm

Also the Walker Texas Ranger Lever Conan had was pretty good. But thats it.

[weez]

hehe, that's fucking hilarious.


i like the rest of the jokes, too, though.

[cosmo105]

hahaha.

yeah, completely and totally played to death, but that was good.

[DIGI]

Walker Texas Ranger Lever

Funniest thing I've ever watched on late night tv.

[M.C. Guevera]

"Walker told me I have AIDS."

[Big Gus]

My friend just got a kitten and named it Chuck Norris.

Fucking nerd.

[DIGI]

Yeah, you probably shouldn't talk to him anymore.

[Otis Driftwood]

Sorry Rock, this is just too good an opportunity for the 4 german speakers on this board to miss...

http://clits.arschlochberg.com/suck/index.htm[/url]


Haha!

[Randetica]

lol

well this chuck norris bullshitting will never get old, not for me

[weez]

my bad, but i ran across these ones, and they're funny as hell:

Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

chuck norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Why don't Chuck Norris wear a condom?Nothing can protect you from chuck norris

Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburnt, the sun wouldn't dare

When Chuck Norris wants your opinion he'll give it to you

jesus walks on water but chuck norris swims through land

The sun cannot stare directly at Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 2 hours of extreme pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls, because steel doesn't grow hair.

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

crop circle's are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down . . . .

in a fight between darth vadar and superman, chuck norris would win

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

one day chuck norris walked outside wth an erection...........there were no survivors

Chuck Norris can divide by 0

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck norris always pulls out durin sex, cos last time he orgasmed he wiped out the dinosaurs.

Every year on his birthday, Chuck norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

Chuck Norris invented Skittles by roundhouse kicking a rainbow.

Chuck Norris can spell every word in the dictionary using only Q, Z, and X

chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils it with his rage

Chuck is one quarter indian this has nothing to do with his heritage he ate a fucking indian.

Chuck Norris was about to be eaten by a bear. When the bear realised what he was about to do he ate himself, knowing it was the less painful way to die.

Chuck Norris and Rick Hillier walk into a bar ...
BOOM!!! ...
Bar explodes cause one place can't hold that much awesome

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he doesn't see his reflection, because even a mirror isn't stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

[Yetra Flam]

Nah.

[AznAlice]

I totally don't get this either, I didn't even realize how muc of a following he has until I saw a group fo Chuck Norris on myspace or some site like that......I dun get it...at talls

[Kid Presentable]

This is better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSuaLYNnu1o)

[Randetica]

I totally don't get this either, I didn't even realize how muc of a following he has until I saw a group fo Chuck Norris on myspace or some site like that......I dun get it...at talls


he is a fucking joke so people make jokes about him but at the same time he is a hero and a sexy one so those jokes are probably nothing but facts

whats there not to get!

[AznAlice]

he is a fucking joke so people make jokes about him but at the same time he is a hero and a sexy one so those jokes are probably nothing but facts

whats there not to get!


I don't find nothing sexy about him.

[Lyman Zerga]

:(

[Rock]

If "24" starred Chuck Norris, it would have been called "1" and most of that time is Chuck just taking his time getting there.

[Myu-to]

^ That's pretty damn funny, thanks Rock, I needed a laugh today!

[Lyman Zerga]

it really doesnt get old

[DeeJayZap]

It pretty much died out over here. Or so I thought. Yesterday I heard some kids in the year 2 years below me telling each other the jokes. That's about when we were telling them - I have come to the conclusion that a certain age group will always discover certain things :D

[checkyourprez]

chuck just turned 70. no joke.