Can someone write more verses for 'Mark on the Bus'?

[Kid Presentable]

Please?

[Nicodemus]

Can someone draw a goatee on the Mona Lisa?

[Kid Presentable]

Can someone draw a goatee on the Mona Lisa?

Can someone shut the fuck up and give this song more than 1 minute?

[Nicodemus]

No.

[brooklyndust]

i agree, it's too short (freaky tales)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fKmo7khoAhc

[alikat]

I am so bored right now. So. Having commuted by bus to school & work in NYC for many years, here goes.

The lost verses of Mark on The Bus.
With apologies to Money Mark.*

The man sitting by me smells like booze and greasy hair
And his butt extends to my side of the chair
I try slipping back into my special island dream
But nap time's over
We're shoulder to shoulder
It makes me want to scream

Won't you take me away . . . .

Midtown traffic crawling just as slow as it can be
I'm running late and now I have to pee
I press the yellow tape and squeeze past bodies to the door
And that's when I feel it
A sharp spike high heel it
Impales me on the floor

Won't you take me away . . .

(Thank you, thankyouverymuch)

* Who is hot. Just sayin.

[Kid Presentable]

I am so bored right now. So. Having commuted by bus to school & work in NYC for many years, here goes.

The lost verses of Mark on The Bus.
With apologies to Money Mark.*

The man sitting by me smells like booze and greasy hair
And his butt extends to my side of the chair
I try slipping back into my special island dream
But nap time's over
We're shoulder to shoulder
It makes me want to scream

Won't you take me away . . . .
Midtown traffic crawling just as slow as it can be
I'm running late and now I have to pee
I press the yellow tape and squeeze past bodies to the door
And that's when I feel it
A sharp spike high heel it
Impales me on the floor

Won't you take me away . . .

(Thank you, thankyouverymuch)

* Who is hot. Just sayin.
I like it.

I could only come up with something for the last lines:

Since the bus was late, i put existing on hold
i'll take a direct trip to stasis since i can be so bold

won't you take me away?

it's really about falling asleep on the bus, because the noisy shits are hard to fall asleep on. you've got to be pretty tired/stoned/drunk to do that, and i think that links up to various interesting tales. it's garbage probably, but i came up with it in about 40 seconds.

[alikat]

oh, i used to drift off on the bus every single day . . . once you're used to noise you tune it out . . .

anyway nice lines there.

[hannes7]

iam dreamin of an island with an foxy lady too
won't you take me away, won't you take me away.

[adrockmikedmca]

Good Morning
Time To Get Up And Go To Work

I Ride On The Bus Into The City Every Day
I Sit On My Seat And I Dream Myself Away
I Dream I'm On An Island With That Foxy Lady Too
But When I Awaken I Must Be Mistaken I'm On Third Avenue
Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me
Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me

I stroll down the street to meet my foxy treat
She looks at me, I look at her, off to our retreat
We get into a cab, she says lets get real nice
I pull it out, she smokes me out, and we just make our flight
Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me
Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me


Yeaaah
Alright get off the bus

"You're Wild Man Wild"
"That's Insane, Yo Stupid, Huh
You Should Sleep Late Man Its Just Much Easier On Your Constitution"

[AndILoveMike!]

you guys has skills!!!

i've see now watching this video that money mark is the voice.
i've wondering about it 4 a while!!!

[de-nice]

Ah shoot I was hoping I could find this thread again...

First of all it should change tempo...

I have certain head music at work. Perhaps this will cure this.

Got off the bus, yo'
See that man, that bad, bad man
He make more money than me
Gotta' cash my check at Moneytree

Walked in, clocked in
Maybe should fashion a sign
/will work for beer/not work for queer
/seems kinda crazy
/'yer not a vet, assho*le, 'yer just very lazy

Get off the bus
I don't know you
Even if I did'
I wouldn't stand true
Get off the bus
Could not be you
Even if I did
I'd be sniffin' glue

(bass interlude)

Got off the bus, yo'
See that man, that bad, bad man
Funny what happened to him
Real vets showed up and tought hiim a lesson


Get off the bus
I don't know you
Even if I did'
I wouldn't stand true
Get off the bus
Could not be you
Even if I did
I'd be sniffin' glue

[de-nice]

ps. my boyfriend is a bus driver and he laughed his butt of to Mark on the Bus.
(y)

[Kid Presentable]

haha slick. (y)