I have a huge lump growing out of my neck

[HotAndWet]

It started out a few days ago as just my gland being swollen and hurting, now it looks like a gerbil crawled under my neck, :(
I'm getting a prescription, but goddamn do I look deformed!

[abcdefz]

It's not really that big, is it?

[HotAndWet]

It's the biggest swollen gland I've ever seen

[abcdefz]

Not to be cruel, but I need pictures before I believe it's as big as a gerbil.

It's not like they're filming Alien 7.0 yet or anything.

[TimDoolan]

Pop it.

[paul jones]

Pop it.

I thought of that game 'BOP IT' when I read that

[trailerprincess]

I thought of that game 'BOP IT' when I read that

aaaargghhh that thing is sooo addictive

[paul jones]

aaaargghhh that thing is sooo addictive

it was THE thing to play a few christmas days ago at my friends

[insertnamehere]

maybe you've got the mono

[TurdBerglar]

tonsillitis

[kaiser soze]

I have a gerbil in my butt, but I don't need a prescription for it

[insertnamehere]

prescription: cat


when i went to the student health center for my mono, i walked up to the desk and the receptionist lady was doing some paper work, and she looked up and kind of started and said "oh my god"

im pretty sure my lymph nodes were bigger than yours.

[Loppfessor]

This story is giving me a lump in my pants...